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The signs

Get yourself an Aries if you want someone who stands up for themselves, the people they care about and their beliefs. Someone who is #badass and fierce.

Get yourself a Taurus if you want someone extremely loyal, strong-willed and reliable. Someone who likes cuddling (and is good at it).

Get yourself a Gemini if you want someone who is funny, sharp-witted and has a great sense of humor. Someone to discuss new topics with.

Get yourself a Cancer if you want caring, nurturing and emotionally intelligent. Someone who can sense when you’re feeling down.

Get yourself a Leo if you want someone warm-hearted, generous and radiant. Someone full of passion.

Get yourself a Virgo if you want someone who’s observant, thoughtful and reliable. Someone you can depend on.

Get yourself a Libra if you want someone friendly, fair and social. Someone who has lots of tea™ to spill.

Get yourself a Scorpio if you want someone passionate, devoted loyal. Someone you can tell your secrets.

Get yourself a Sagittarius if you want someone who is free-spirited, easygoing and adventurous. Someone to have a good time with.

Get yourself a Capricorn if you want someone who is ambitious, trustworthy and determined. Someone to reach a goal with.

Get yourself an Aquarius if you want someone open-minded, friendly and independent. Someone who doesn’t judge you for your likes.

Get yourself a Pisces if you want someone compassionate, imaginative and creative. Someone to get artsy with.

//Check moon too.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

instead of the shitty live action cash grabs disney SHOULD have just re-animated all those absolutely wild direct-to-video sequels they did back at the turn of the century.

like am i the only one who remembers when Aladdin’s dad was the head of a mafia and gate crashed his own son’s wedding?

or the time Pocahontas went to england and had to deal with the insanity of wealthy racist colonialists (and with 17th century western underwear, and incited a wee bit of rebellion & a prison escape whilst there)

and that time Ariel had a daughter who inherited her mother’s terrible negotiation skills

or how we got a Lion King II with the return of our old favorite characters plus some very good all-new ones

or the movie equivalents of the tried-and-true fanfic trope of characters just plain having flashbacks about fun stuff that wasn’t in the original canon

also the ugly step sister had a redemption arc, Timon and Pumbaa and Buzz Lightyear and Kronk got their own movies, everyone went back to Atlantis, we met Stitch’s siblings, Jafar returned the dirty old fuck, and Quasimodo fell in love

these movies were FUN and made on tight budgets and are PERFECT for re-adapting, and instead we got the Cats version of the lion king, disney what the FUCK