Game Changer & Make Some Noise
$LAYYYTER
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Andulka
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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if i look back, i am lost
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Sade Olutola
KIROKAZE
almost home
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@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Claire Keane
Product Placement
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@justanawesomefan
i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:
adjective + curse word + noun
no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Pls
This is how desperate I am
Twitter From this post, just difference poses
2018.04.02
On everyone’s 18th birthday they receive a letter from their future selves. Some receive long messages about their future lovers or messages about changes they would have made. Yours contains nothing but a small list of locations and the words, “NEVER VISIT”.
“You’d think I would know myself better than this,” you say, typing the first set of coordinates into your GPS.
If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites
2018 new years resolutions:
be as swift as a coursing river
have all the force of a great typhoon
have all the strength of a raging fire
be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
A lil floaty clown commission!
Commission info here!
my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
NSA agent Soulmate AU
“Let me tell you something. I take my games seriously because I’m an adult.”
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
@we-are-rogue I can’t seem to tag assassin can you pass this along?
@weareassassin
Zenyuki😊💕
If you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
I can’t write….thank the Maker, I can read…😉
Late night starters
“The stars are amazing tonight. Don’t you think?”
“So what should we do tonight?”
“I’m pretty sure skinny dipping is frowned upon, no matter the time of day.”
“Let’s go clubbing, tonight.”
“Come on, it’s just a horror movie. I’ll hold you if you get too scared.”
“Don’t tell me you’re scared of the dark.”
“You never know what could be lurking in the dark.”
“Do you know what time it is? Go to bed, before I knock you out so I can finally have some peace.”
“Even if we went streaking it’s too dark for anyone to see anything, so you’d be fine.”
“I love campfires.”
“Anyone know any good ghost stories?”
“Haven’t you heard the stories of young girls walking home alone in the dark?”
“Don’t worry. No boogie monster is going to get past me.”
“Funny. The night is as dark as my soul.”
“Shh… Listen.” *pauses* “Hear that?”
“It’s the sound of the night.”
“I’ve always felt more comfortable in the dark.”
“I swear you’re nocturnal.”
