Beautiful Wreck

I was never meant to live this long.

[justanoldbat]

Say a prayer for me I'm going to try to marathon Yuri on Ice and not cry.

[justanoldbat]

Never mind I watched this and then watched Fantasy on Ice for four hours.

[justanoldbat]

The weirdest AU I miss from my Live journal days was an adult film AU with all the Fuel By Ramen/Warped Tour bands (Ray Toro was nicknamed The Bull for obvious reasons, I think Patrick was the web developer and Pete ran the studio, they did softcore with Maja and Travie, they go to the AVNs and win several awards) and the owner of their rival adult film studio was Jared Leto under the pseudonym of Bartholomew Cubbins (as Jared Leto is a fucking villain).

[justanoldbat]

Say a prayer for me I'm going to try to marathon Yuri on Ice and not cry.

[girljeremystrong]

the worst thing the average woman has ever done in her whole life is shoplifting lip balm from a target and the worst thing the average man has ever done is full on sexual assault at least once by age 20. like statistically

[justanoldbat]

I did a little embezzlement as a treat ☺️

[vhagar-balerion-meraxes]

STILL LIFE | Official Trailer

[justanoldbat]

Why do I love this white boy so much

[myfandomprompts]

"She'll certainly fail... and we will raise our own throne."

Aemond Targaryen in | House of the Dragon Season 3 trailer

[vicedrft]

GUYS

[justanoldbat]

Ok, imagine a female James Bond villain who recruits up henchmen at Eton among the bad kids who don't want to be overshadowed by their daddies and Ewan has made it through the ranks to be the number 1 henchman.

[theridervhagar]

New poster!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[ryebreadgf]

[justanoldbat]

Why do people hate uncircumcised dick? You get like 15% more dick for free.

[teamrocketgender]

I will say, Japan does NOT fuck with big or/and tall bitches and they do not let you forget it

[justanoldbat]

I did a few years in Korea as a fattie, the elderly ladies on the subway always offered me their seats because they thought I was pregnant.

[blumineck]

Let me axe you something…

Would you like to see me test stuff like this in armour (Including the pole)? Or learn how it was made and fitted? Please help fund the Bluminarmour project if you can!

[pezbez72]

"i cant deal with people anymore, its just everyone sucks so hard, you know, everybody is so stupid, and they all walk around going nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahnyahnyah"

[monkee-number-five]

feeling things about middle-aged monkees today...

[city-nvr-sleeps]

[loveandlegacy]

blah blah the wig is bad i stand by the fact that aemond is the most Targaryen looking targaryen in any of the adaptations largely bc they weren't afraid to style him like a sephiroth-inspired bishounen

[justanoldbat]

Yeah, we're in the middle of a war but I'm not missing my nightly rosemary oil treatment.