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i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently
Finished my geologic time scale scarf! It is stupidly long and works with a scale of 1 row = 5 million years. The colors correspond loosely to the official GSA/ICS colors
Test tomorrow, no energy to study, don't know the concepts, need to study, can only watch tiktok, also hungry but already ate dinner and brushed teeth, tired, need to study
Oh casual field geology assignment, I have a map due tomorrow morning!
cancel your plans weāre thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight
this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day
Back on my bs of doing weird labs like answering questions about stuff dissolved in water
finally got around to taking pictures of the super cool rocks around my unis geology building :3
Rode on a bus for 12 hours on Thursday
Won our first football game of the season on Friday
Still on the 12 hour bus ride to get home on Saturday
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For a second I didnāt realize it meantĀ āhighā as in a stoner--I thoughtĀ āHigh Geologistā was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every oneš
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Canāt believe heās ace
He is now And hereās the photo evidence:
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On the one hand, iām amused at the joke. On the other hand, Iām a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.
Well, no shelving system is without fault.
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they are sitting and pondering
Dear Spotify,
calm THE FUCK DOWN with the ads. Please and thank you.
-poor music enjoyer
Me: Okay guys remember that itās important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.
Students: ok
Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.
Student 2: Hello madame president. Iām William Shakespeare and Iām here to assassinate you.
This is the best opening to a scene I've ever heard of
Hereās how the scene actually went as nearly as I can remember.
Student 1: Iām the president of the United States. How can I help you?
Student 2: Iād like to make a complaint about the Vice President.
Student 1: Okay let me just get out my chalkboard where I tally complaints about the Vice President. Letās see, that makes five⦠hundred! Whatās your complaint?
Student 2: Well you see, Iām here to assassinate you, but I donāt think that guy should take over when youāre dead.
Student 1: Okay let me make some calls. Beep boop beep boop beep beep beep. Hello? Iām here withā Whatās your name?
Student 2: Iām William Shakespeare.
Student 1: Iām here with William Shakespeare and he convinced me we need to replace the Vice President. When? Let me ask. ā When were you planning to assassinate me?
Student 2: I mean I was thinking like, as soon as I was done talking to you.
Student 1: Okay sounds good. Yes we need to replace him right now, one moment. Beep beep boop beep. Hello? Youāre fired. Bye. Ring, ring. Oh, itās my assistant again. Hello? Whatās that? Oh, they want to know if youāre the same William Shakespeare who wrote Romeo and Juliet.
Student 2: Yes, thatās me.
Student 1: Whatās that? Heās been dead for four hundred years? Okay thank you goodbye. Sorry they said youāve been dead for four hundred years so you canāt assassinate me.
I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
Designing some megafauna...
Crying because I want to escape the horrors but also crying because sea otters are really cute