lol Yokes

have ya heard about pluto?

[justanotherrerun]

Alright y’all.

I need suggestions for SMUTTY fantasy books I just read 2 books in 5 days. And I don’t want to read anything else. I want SMUT. I want FANTASY. I want BOTH. PLEASE

[justanotherrerun]

I am so frustrated about my sexuality

[principessaaa]

who thought it was a good idea to put calories in alcohol.

[justanotherrerun]

I don’t have a favorite book but I am back in my YA obsession and Rick Riordan still hits the spot.

[lolita-lifeless]

the amount of calories in alcohol should be ILLEGAL

[hydro-homies]

@Nestlé

[justanotherrerun]

Nurse

My apartment is a mess.

And I sit in the dining room chair,

Letting the sweat from work dry.

It’s 8 in the morning and I’ve already had a shot.

I know a few more will follow.

The only thing that wills me to get up

Is my dog chewing something he shouldn’t.

Like I said, my apartment is a mess.

Do I go to sleep after a twelve hour shift ?

Or do I stay up, drink, and clean my messy apartment

I don’t work for another 5 days.

But I have shit to do

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[puddox]

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[psikonauti]

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975) 

Satan taking a break from hate crimes ,2022

[phd-in-bears]

Merlin: *after practicing magic in plain sight*

Lance: *watching merlin*

Merlin: Remember snitches get stitches

Lance: I would rather die then betray you

[eddiediaaz]

BBC MERLIN 2.01 > 5.13

[nobrashfestivity]

David Wojnarowicz,1988

[nobrashfestivity]

Today is World Aids Day

[mothcub]

They've evolved.

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[andivhs]

[afacelesschampion]

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI  + (letterboxd reviews)