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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

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Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

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The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

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World Heritage Post

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don’t leave out the best part

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Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

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But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

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Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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World Heritage Post

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jackie thinking she’s finally found the one “my friend sally does mummy & me yoga, she’s very into fitness, she’s kind and also vegan!”

shane, head over heels in love with a crass, cigarette smoking, reckless ducati driving russian “oh, i’m not really looking to date right now, sorry.”

(please send your love to jackie and hayden when they eventually find out about ilya after ten years of trying to set shane up with “really nice girls”)

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I'm now imagining Jackie being like, "You could have said you like arseholes, Shane. My cousin's best friend, Lewi - he's a dick. Tattoos, piercings, really pretentious about indi movies, hasn't eaten any fibre in like 5 years, I think. Smokes, drinks, whores around, even wears that slavic fuckboy style you like so much? The adidas slippers and all... want his number?"

and Shane being like, "But is he nice like my Ilya?"

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Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

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as much as I agree with you that ilya would never reveal himself as lily to stan tw, I just had the funniest thought about Jackie finding out. Imagine he's either retired or out of the playoffs with like a collarbone injury or something, and now that he's on the same team as Shane he can finally assume his final form: going to the games as a wag with shane's number on his back (doesn't matter that he's the centaurs captain or anything) and talking shit about the players with their wives. It's time for the all-stars game, and by now he's gotten comfortable chirping with some of them like brood's wife and Harris, but here he's almost alone and bored; enter jackie. she's friendly with ilya because of Shane, but she's never really gotten to know him, and suddenly he's here and he know all the gossip and he has the cuntiest opinions and jackie is so sure she's heard that exact comment before somewhere. cut to ilya finding jackie with their dms as lily open on her phone and looking at him with this mixture of sudden horror and glee in her eyes. of course she never tells everyone, and shane and hayden never know what happened between the two of them to suddenly make them partners in crime

so interestingly I think Jackie is the only person in my au who knows about the existence of both Lily from twitter and Shane's Boston Lily, and while some things can be excused as coincidence by people who don't know Shane personally, Jackie has more of an insight

So she knows a lot sooner, and heavily debates messaging Lily when Shane goes down on the ice, but then decides to leave it since they don't have any sort of established relationship where she knows about them. She probably would have if Shane had any more complications

And then when Hayden comes home and tells her that Shane's come out as gay and is seeing Ilya and they need to have him over for dinner she just stands there shell shocked because what do you mean Ilya Rozanov has been defending her on twitter for YEARS?