Husband thought he could party like he’s 25 last night. I cut him off at shots. He vomited shortly thereafter. I’ve spent the day with “illness”; ordering take out and having him bring me things, take care of the kids and animals.😏
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Husband thought he could party like he’s 25 last night. I cut him off at shots. He vomited shortly thereafter. I’ve spent the day with “illness”; ordering take out and having him bring me things, take care of the kids and animals.😏
If you're wondering what it's like to have children...
Sit down for a #2, get started and then jump up and frantically wipe while screaming, "I'll find the book!" Background audio choices: Freddy vs. Jason or Aliens...
Party?
Our girls took it upon themselves to lie about their plans and go to a party instead...1) I'm bent they lied. Lies leave them on restriction. 2) One wore sweatpants. 😂 3)The other is convinced she's a master dancer after 2 beers; and wore a flannel. 😏Ain't even mad.
Y'all! I for real pray I wake up in the morning every time I take an Ambien; after seeing the "headline autopsy" today, I'm taking an Ambien and ibuprofen!
EmmyLou
"Aunt Sarah, we're both girls! We can shower together! I can see your butt!" 😐😂 Crazy Kid!
Morning Breakdown
"2am is not a 14 year olds curfew. Just, no." "Online boyfriends aren't real, you can write Robert Duvall for confirmation." "Not knowing you touched a butt is concerning. How do you walk by strangers?"
MySpace?
Seriously having an issue “blogging” anything because I can’t get past the MySpace feel of this whole thing...It’s like 2004 snuck in to remind me people are more desperate than ever.
Synchronized Cycles...
It only took 4 years for the 3 of us to synchronize; a totally acceptable response was laying in the kitchen floor to cry it out. I thought Toddlers and Tiaras was a disaster, try Teens and Tampons...