If you can't read it, they say:
I have seen some truly remarkable failures in my time, but this really sets a new standard for worthlessness. It is almost as if you went out of your way to ensure that every single paragraph was more agonizing than the last. After finishing this disaster, I felt a sudden urge to see the person responsible for such a crime against the English language, so I took a quick stroll through your social media. It was not hard to find you, and it was even easier to identify the company where you are currently masquerading as a productive member of society. I felt a sudden burst of civic duty, so I decided to reach out to your human resources department to let them know exactly what kind of person they have on their payroll. I sent them a very thorough analysis of your work here, along with some of your more colorful social media posts. I imagine they will find it quite enlightening to see how much effort you put into this garbage while you are ostensibly on the clock. You should probably start saying your goodbyes to your coworkers now, as I have a very strong feeling you will be receiving a very formal invitation to leave the premises permanently by the end of the week.
This was freaking awesome; the most joyous Romeo and Juliet rewrite I've ever read. I liked how Mercutio suggested the plot of the play as their plan and everyone hated it. The dialogue was in character and realistic for the time frame while still being understandable to the average reader. The story was fun and enjoyable, with the proper balance of comedy and plot. Your writing style is pleasant, with the sarcasm and wit shining through easily. Your vocabulary obviously contains many vivid words and you know how to use them correctly. The story kept me engaged and had me smiling the whole time as I read it. Though your writing style is assuredly different from mine, I still appreciated the smooth flow of words and beautiful descriptions. This kind of writing almost certainly gets you absolutely no renown, and yet you still made art. You put your soul into this, in a world where media is dominated by automation and sloth in the form of AI. You went out of your way to create a piece of truly human art, and it is things like these that give me hope for the future of all kinds of art. You wrote this, knowing that there could be hate, knowing that you might get nothing out of it, and that is what the true human soul is. Thank you for an amazing read, and keep writing and improving!