[boys-girls-i-cant-help-it-baby]

all greasers are secretly soft boys, don’t fight me on this.

[thesame-sunsets]

The fact that Ponyboy Curtis ends up killing Aaron Hotchners wife kind of kills me a little

[bad-outsiders-ideas]

The Outsiders but Darry is replaced by the dad from Hannah Montana.

[bad-outsiders-ideas]

Sodapop when Darry and Ponyboy start arguing for no reason:

[bad-outsiders-ideas]

Two-Bit babysitting

Ponyboy: Two I don’t feel too good. My throat hurts:(

Two-Bit: Yeah, it appears that you’re a little horse!

Pony:

[mothmanbabey]

ponyboy, watching soda stumble into the living room: oh jeez soda are you drunk or something lol

soda, about to invent the “drunk on life” motto:

[pony-andcompany]

Darry: You fainted do you remember anything?

Ponyboy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Darry: Ponyboy, there was no ambulance I drove you!

Ponyboy: wait but I heard the siren!

*both look at Sodapop*

Sodapop: Yeah that was me screaming sorry I couldn’t help myself

[incorrect-outsiders-quotes]

Johnny: A waiter could literally murder me and I’d still tip 20%.

Dally: I would tip more if I was murdered. That’s great customer service.

[the-oofsiders-deactivated202012]

Sodapop: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.. so Sandy, if you’re out there-

[transsteverandle]

Dallas: Stab wound? I think you mean extra pocket

Johnny: Dal, and I cannot stress this enough, no

[timcurlyshepard]

Johnny: *dies*

Dallas:

[incorrect-outsiders-quotes]

Johnny: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Dally: Johnny, buddy, I'm barely even a person.

[bad-outsiders-ideas]

Darry is the proud mother is a few dumbass kids

[blue-wallf1ower]

Things about The Outsiders people forget too often:

- Darry doesn’t smoke

- Tim has a giant scar on his face that runs from temple to chin

- Dally had light blond hair

- Soda had honey blond hair

- Ponyboy and Johnny were actually good at fighting

- The rumble in the story was the first rumble with socs they’d ever had

- Two-Bit had sideburns

- Two-Bit’s last name only has one t (Mathews, not Matthews)

- Steve went to jail once

- Ponyboy and Darry used to be close

- The Curtis parents only died 8 months prior to the start of the story

Feel free to add more 💛

I understand that some of these are only in the book, and you can believe whatever you want to believe. These things are just (in my opinion) things that are important or stuck out to me that are often overlooked.

[water-bottle-bandit-deactivated]

Bob: you know what a greaser is? White trash with long hair

Ponyboy: no u

[heinz-doofenschmirtz]

I’ve decided that if John Mulaney can graduate as an English major pissed drunk and high on ecstasy, I can definitely do it sober 👍

[between-bookends-blog]

One of the best parts about being a literature major is that all of my professors constantly throw out really great book recommendations in the middle of lectures.

One of the worst parts about being a literature major is that I don’t have any time to read their recommendations because I’m drowning in assigned reading for their class.