certified dumbass

an - any pronouns i don't fuckin care

[diobrandossucculenttitties]

Excuse me, I have to go make a scene

Dio Brando (via diobrandossucculenttitties)

[incorrect-jjba]

Police cars: *Sound of sirens go off nearby*

Jonathan, who has done nothing wrong in his life: They’ve found me.

[metalbatteryzone]

[notvoid]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mothmanbabey]

romeo: what the hell happened to you?

mercutio: well i was abandoned by a lot of people in my life and now as a result i'm incapable of feeling confident in relationships so i often use humor as a coping mechanism until the point where it's annoying to everyone around me and they ultimately leave me again because of it.

romeo: what? no, i meant the clown makeup.

mercutio: ohhhh! i was hired for a kid's birthday party today.

[mothmanbabey]

"So long, gayboys!"

- mercutio to romeo and his friends whenever he leaves the room

[sylferino]

[mothmanbabey]

[comlink buzzing]

ahsoka: *picking up the comlink* anakin?

anakin, on the other line: hey, ahsoka. obi-wan's being a little bitch again.

obi-wan, also on the call: uh, anakin? i'm here too.

anakin: *nervously laughing* wassup my brother?

[fiorevillalba]

[mothmanbabey]

ben solo’s fluffy hair, good boy sweater™, and little “ow” noise

rb if you agree

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[be-pd]

*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I

[solassitudes]

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

[astudyof-roses]

Queen

Live at the Rainbow - 1974

[skaal]

[kylostantrums]

[voidbirdy]

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.