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hello yes i ship winteriron this blog largely features Tony Stark; not a Team Cap friendly blog i will not fight you cos ur already wrong writing related * AO3 * about brokemachine!verse

[skrimped]

daddy made you your favorite open wide (regularly scheduled tony content)

stole a couple of comic panels to redraw, and put my own spin on some. i hate the labubus but for some reason I can't stop imagining tony falling for the capitalist collectible trap

[saphizzle]

@riotwritesthings wrote a fic about winteriron basically being vengeful spirits and I realized 1: I could read a thousand chapters of just that and 2: their description of them slapped and my brain couldn’t let it go

[ckjjm]

[tinynebula]

naked tony with tentacles and vore undertones? nothing is “too kinky” for an iron man comic

[ironmess]

share you source punk

i want to thank not only God but also Jesus

[ironmess]

marvel comics really does have a bigger hard on for tony stark than all of us huh

they had this “tony with tentacles” kink for decades

[kiyaar]

truly it is a blessed day when there is NEW tonyxtentacles content

[fohatic]

[tonythefuturist]

i put "tony stark" through an AI. this came out.

(link to the app here)

[animusrox]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021) - “The Whole World Is Watching”

[feignedsobriquet]

sneaky fox assassin meme

[lovelyirony]

“my child is fine!” your child projects onto iron man 

[draconian62]

Iron Man #3

I think Tony might be a little mad.

[bobbimorses]

the unbeatable squirrel girl v2 #38

[pinbitch]

tony is offended that ghost rider hasn’t fucked a ghost and honestly hard same

[pretz3l-log1c]

@blackkatmagic

[duocatt]

hello, dear ☀️

@beir made me smile on ko-fi so i had to channel that & create soft buckytony, carry on

[Please do not use my art for anything or repost it anywhere without permission]

[broskepol-deactivated20221009]

(finally got a bit of free time to sketch something)

[russian-hiddlestoner]

опасно идти одному пиздить Таноса ножичком для масла, возьми это:

[nightalp]

According to Google Translate this means apparently:

it’s dangerous to go alone to fuck Thanos with a butter knife, take this

[tonydaily]

#tony stark, teacher’s pet

[kahuna-burger]

So this shows something I think about a lot with Tony and his genius. While it’s easy to portray him as arrogent and quick to assume he’s smarter than everyone, the opposite is just as likely to be a problem. The briefing packet included Selvig’s notes on the cube and it’s potential uses, so OBVIOUSLY he read through it and did any supplemental research needed to fully understand it, didn’t everyone?

Similarly in AoU, he tells the Avengers that they weren’t anywhere close to an interface, meaning “something outside of our work on the program caused this” and when they ignore him (without asking for clarification) he stops bothering to defend himself because he’s already said all he can say, rather than trying to walk them through why this cannot be his Ultron.

I also think this is half the problem in Civil War, in that he DOESN’T treat them like morons and spell out the background and political climate of what they are being presented with, instead assuming that they know the full scope and consequences of what is going on (and have recognized Ross’s manipulations) and still disagree.

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

tony’s biggest crime in the mcu wasnt manufacturing military weapons; it was assuming the other avengers had any functioning brain cells

[shark-stark]

Sir go to bed pls

[tinydragontony]

We all be thrivin 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[lovelyirony]

i’m seeing the posts about spidey being revealed to be peter parker but let’s be real peter probably did a conspiracy video a-la-buzzfeed: unsolved and was like “who really COULD be spider-man: a story” and it’s just random people he knows but includes tony with footage of tony running away and going 

“shut up i only have one secret identity!” 

and then the internet is like “what do you mean a secret identity” 

so now they’re trying to prove that tony is yet another hero but in reality he goes by the name “Edward Carbonell” and he writes murder-mystery/romance books 

[demoncat131]

@shi-toyu this is cute, have you seen it yet?

[shi-toyu]

Omg, I have not!!! I need it!!! If I weren’t dying at work right now, I would definitely write this. T.T

[nanigram]

[izhunny]

Over the shoulder smolder ;-)