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Mason | 25 | PhD Student | Multifandom | NSFW | Personal

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.

[purgatorybfs]

in 2008 the writers in america go on strike. 17 years later you have to come out as straight in a twitter thread

[authorofemotion]

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[justawannablessedbe]

no one gaslights like the national health service

[cinematicnomad]

YELLOWJACKETS ▸ 1.04 bear down

[justawannablessedbe]

skipping leg day to drink whiskey and watch yellowjackets ✌

[clownmoontoon]

ASDLKLKJSDKJLLSKDLKJDS

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jaffacakerebellion]

Crying actually

[justawannablessedbe]

tried to at least do something productive before bed by putting away my bags into storage and ended up knocking a plant pot of soil all over the carpet 🙃

[tylerposey]

JOHN CENA as Christopher Smith / Peacemaker “A Whole New Whirled” — Peacemaker (1.01)

[sapphocastiel]

i don’t watch 911, however

[evilvarric666-archive]

I mean if you wanna go really deep with it, we technically aren't even just seeing Varric's retelling of the events of da2, we're seeing Cassandra's interpretation of Varric's retelling of events.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Dragon Age 2 is a story told by a sensationalist author with great incentive to lie that was then filtered through the brain of a strict Andrastian templar sympathizer. Canon is basically whatever you want it to be at this point.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Cassandra heard "blood mage" and made assumptions about how the other companions interacted with Merrill based off of her own biases. Varric said that Fenris & Anders would fight sometimes and Cassandra interpreted that to mean they were constantly at each other's throats. Why are Anders' actions always interpreted in the worst possible light? Because Cassandra already has a set negative opinion of him. This is also why Aveline is portrayed as consistently good and correct despite being the most cop to ever cop. You can literally fix everything with this one.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Plot holes exist because Cassandra was so distracted by Varric's scandalously low cut shirt that she kept missing important information as it was explained to her.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

I do think it's important to separate the notion of Britishness from the notion of Englishness because while the United Kingdom of Great Britain is responsible for a lot of heinous shit, it's been run first and foremost by the English - and the notion of "British" is often used to erase being Welsh/Scottish/Northern Irish (and sometimes even Northern English).

There's a classic Scottish joke that when a Scottish person does something impressive, the world calls them British, and when they do something embarrassing, the world calls them Scottish - which belies the truth that... yeah, that does happen.

The Welsh language is basically internationally known as a punchline for weird place names that English speakers can't read (never mind that Welsh orthography is actually significantly simpler than English). The Scots language is treated as "English but drunk" to the point that most of the Scots Wikipedia was written by a teenage American vandal - in turn leading to most automated translators being completely unable to handle actual Scots. Actors with Welsh, Scottish, and Northern English accents are regularly told to adopt mainstream English accents if they want to get work.

The famous clashes between conservative UK governments and labour workers are also cultural conflicts - the miner's strikes were concentrated in Scotland, Wales, and North England while the Thatcherist strikebreakers were coming from London and the south.

I have a Welsh surname with a more common English equivalent. I have never spoken to someone who does not initially assume (a.) they are pronounced the same way or even (b.) that my name as written was a typo and it should be the English version.

That's not to say that Scottish and Welsh capitalist elites don't also benefit from British imperialism - and those elites are usually perfectly happy being "British". But "the British" doesn't just include the people responsible for cultural erasure and genocide - it includes some of their oldest targets. This is by design.

[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

What Roman Emperors Looked Like Using AI, Facial Reconstruction, And Photoshop

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

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