We need to escape.

[april]

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

[valtsv]

person at the job interview: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me:

[swordlesbianopinions]

Oh to be the guy in the 10 of swords tarot card, and have 10 swords. sure theyd be in my back but id still have them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mjalti]

Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?

Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena

[enigmaticpink]

Once I grow a demon tail and devil horns its over for all u hoes

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[waneella]

[rainbowj1zz-blog]

[norsesuggestions]

made nice yule goat!

it would be so sad, if something was…

to happen to it……..

very tragic……….

[lessercosmicbeing]

[hamdeny]

all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye

[rowshark]

[powercami5000]

breakfast + dinner

[i-never-knew-my-dad]

Tv head today

[beautifuldisastr]

3.22 Revelation - “And if I can’t be open with you about this, then how is any of that even true?”

[devourfrombeneath]

happy monday you animals live chaotically and enjoy some words of wisdom from my girlfriend