shit

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[gaysie]

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[internetgreatesthits]

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[xvesperrose]

Heavy is the head that wears the jester hat

[bredforloyalty]

in the chillest possible way,

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[socialistexan]

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[brattylikestoeat]

[hollowboobtheory]

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

[le-tas-d-art]

“Attempting To Read News In 2025” (medium: safari with ads, screencap, 2025)

[biglawbear]

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten