A Weird Poly Thing™

@justcallmeasmodeus

I do charity work for fun. Sometimes I write things about broken angels. Secretary for Beka Fucking Winchester and David Haydn Jones. Switch. Proud ass freckle. Oreo fairy. Coffee hound.

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A Rough Debriefing

SPN FanFic

~Abby is taken on a hunt, leaving Sam and Dean behind in what they thought was a nest of vamps. Turns out her captors had bigger plans, and maybe it was all just an elaborate trap.~

Arthur Ketch x Abigail Watson (OFC), Dean Winchester x Abby, Sam Winchester.

5,009 Words

Warnings: Angst. Smut. Plot Twist. NSFW. Extremely rough relations. Slapping, fighting, kicking, biting, choking. Handcuffs, Breath play, Asphyxiation Kink, Dirty Talk, Marking, Claiming. It’s rough sex, ok? Not like normal fic rough sex. It’s actually… bruising… rough… beating up… rough. Just… yeah.

A/N: Written entirely for my darling Logan. I hope you all enjoy!

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Lightning cracked overhead as Abby crouched down beside Dean. The ground was slick and oversaturated, and her boot heels sank into the soft earth.

“Nice rock,” she teased, leaning against the boulder Dean was using as cover.

He cocked his pistol in time with the thunder, making his smirk seem impressive and not nervous.

“This is gonna suck, you know.”

Abby shrugged and tucked a wayward strand of auburn hair behind her ear. “Not necessarily,” she answered, trying to keep a bit of pep in her voice. “Besides, I thought you liked it when it sucked.” Like a true Southern Belle, she batted her lashes and flashed an innocent smile

Green eyes smiled cautiously as they scanned the tree line. “Well…if you’re offering…”

A laugh caught her by surprise and Abby punched his shoulder playfully. “Not what I meant, Sugar. But, maybe later.”

Sam sighed louder than the rain, eyes rolling at their ill-timed flirtation. Pulling the gun from his waistband, he shifted onto his heels and started to stand. “You two wanna stay here and bang it out, or we are gonna do this?”

Abby clicked her tongue. “So much for romance.”

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What if our lives were filmed like a documentary and we are forced to watch it before we die?

justcallmeasmodeus

Mine would have a bunch of cringe worthy moments and one hell of a blooper reel 😆

I’m currently on a committee to raise funds to build a much needed Skate & Arts Park in Blairstown, NJ. This won't just be a skate park, it will be a safe place for kids, teens, and adults to gather, move, and find community. All will be welcome no matter age, gender, orientation - we are about building a safe place for everyone. The skate park will also include a bandstand and a gallery space for young artists and musicians to flourish. There is currently no place in our area for local teens to gather and no safe place like this around. You can check out the design and more info at www.sk8blairstown.org

My family and I got involved in this project when my son Jonathan’s friend Cooper lost his life to suicide three years ago. Cooper was an avid skater and musician, and a great friend to Jon. He wanted this skate park to happen, so we’re involved not just for the community, but for Cooper.

I know times are tough for everyone, and not everyone (myself included) can make a huge donation, but that’s ok! Every single dollar helps us get closer to building this awesome place.

I’m offering my authorship to you in exchange for a donation to the Footbridge Skate + Arts Park Project. It’s a 501c3 charity, and none of the money you give is in any way going to me. In fact, you can donate it directly to our GiveButter here! Check out the menu below for my offerings and details…

I thank you so much for checking this out and spreading the word. Even a reblog helps!

Wanna come over for coffee later?

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On my way be there in approx 12 hours

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A billion dollars can't buy you love... or can it? Can two very different people come together and look beyond past trauma, corporate drama, and glitz and glamor to find their very own happily ever after?

Whatever It Is is a fresh and emotionally charged retelling of the classic fake dating trope. Set in the present day in the big city, we follow along as our couple learns to let go of past issues and break through walls to find their own happily ever after.

Hadley Richards is a troubled thirty-two-year-old woman who recently called off her wedding to an emotionally abusive man. Ben Forrester was born with a diamond spoon in his mouth. The only son and youngest child of Forrester International’s founder and leader, Carver Forrester, Ben grew up in the lap of luxury, never wanting for anything.

Can two very different people come together and look beyond past trauma, corporate drama, and glitz and glamor to find their very own happily ever after?

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If you could reblog if you see this, that'd be so awesome!!

So here's my day

Makin a right mess. Oh and it's snowing again... sigh. ❄️

justcallmeasmodeus

BISCOTTIIIIIIIIII. 🤤🤤🤤

I’d divorce him too lmao

sustainableseparatists

sisyphereantask

It’s never JUST about the tomatoes.

probablyasocialecologist

Basically!

Throughout the day, partners would make requests for connection, what Gottman calls “bids.” For example, say that the husband is a bird enthusiast and notices a goldfinch fly across the yard. He might say to his wife, “Look at that beautiful bird outside!” He’s not just commenting on the bird here: He’s requesting a response from his wife—a sign of interest or support—hoping they’ll connect, however momentarily, over the bird.

The wife now has a choice. She can respond by either “turning toward” or “turning away” from her husband, as Gottman puts it. Though the bird-bid might seem minor and silly, it can actually reveal a lot about the health of the relationship. The husband thought the bird was important enough to bring it up in conversation and the question is whether his wife recognizes and respects that.

These bidding interactions had profound effects on marital well-being. Couples who had divorced after a six-year follow-up had “turn-toward bids” 33 percent of the time. Only three in 10 of their bids for emotional connection were met with intimacy. The couples who were still together after six years had “turn-toward bids” 87 percent of the time. Nine times out of 10, they were meeting their partner’s emotional needs.

Those who showed genuine interest in their partner’s joys were more likely to be together.

Damn, this made me think of all the “shouting into the void” social media posts everyone makes. Just bids for connection. From ANYONE.

I think that is ABSOLUTELY what a lot of that is. Our culture is very isolated (even BEFORE covid!), and we’re desperate to connect with others. I read an article one time that suggested that childcare workers stop saying that a child is “Just wants attention” and start saying that the child is “looking for connection.” We’re starved for it even from childhood.

seymour-butz-stuff

When they are speaking about a passion, respond to children as if you would a tenured professor at a prestigious university, and to an adult as if you would a child free of the burdens of adulthood.

Children are desperate to teach the wonders of the world that they know, that they have just learned, and share it with anyone interested. Adults pour passion they didn’t know they had into voluntary obligations, and crave a simple acknowledgment of that passion as being worthy and valid.

“Dear third grader, tell me exactly why you chose <x> as you third favorite carnivorous dinosaur instead of second, as specifically as possible.”

“Hey neighbor, your vegetable garden is absolutely gorgeous this year…and no I’m not just saying that because the tomatoes you gave me last year were absolute perfection.”

And if you can’t respond to the emotional bid at that moment, let them know you heard them. If there’s a gorgeous bird outside, ask your loved one to take a picture so you can share in it together. But by god, hear them. Tell them they were listened to.

That *is* a response though! Telling someone “I’m busy/low on energy right this moment, but if it’s possible, I’d love for you to show me this thing later” works just fine. At least so long as you establish a pattern of actually following up on it, even if it’s just going “hey, wasn’t there a thing you wanted to show me? a bird?”

Most people hate being told “later”, but that’s just because most people who say “later” really mean “I can’t be bothered”.

Hello, Sharks,

My idea is a Silent Salon. I would love to get a pedicure but I cannot fathom making small talk right now. Think of the introvert possibilities!

I'm looking for a 10 million dollar stake in exchange for 2% of my company.

Who's ready to get quiet with me?

justcallmeasmodeus

Some hair salons offer silent appointments, so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone somewhere offered this.

Not sure if it would help you though lol

um. i believe I asked for 10million dollars, not your factual information telling me i'm not original. now, make with the dough.

justcallmeasmodeus

Hello, Sharks,

My idea is a Silent Salon. I would love to get a pedicure but I cannot fathom making small talk right now. Think of the introvert possibilities!

I'm looking for a 10 million dollar stake in exchange for 2% of my company.

Who's ready to get quiet with me?

justcallmeasmodeus

Some hair salons offer silent appointments, so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone somewhere offered this.

Not sure if it would help you though lol

@justcallmeasmodeus

justcallmeasmodeus

ONE DAY MOREEEEEEE

is this even like WORTH it?

justcallmeasmodeus

Yes. Do it.

deanwinchesterswitch

Seb knows you can do it.

dont you bring my boyfriend into this!! this isn't his book. that'll happen this fall. lol

justcallmeasmodeus

Do. It.

is this even like WORTH it?

justcallmeasmodeus

Yes. Do it.

skeletonbonezzz

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

@boingodigitalart @gummygoatgalaxy @morbidravez @thewarnerssister @20thcls @weblena-for-life @r4wr-c0r3zz @alex31624 @cinabonsticks

born-to-learn-and-excel

I'll bring scarfs, more chocolate and movie cds :

Tagging: @mon-sher-liam @blazedenji @darlingnemesis @hereforf1 @the-one-who-died-at-the-end

i’ll bring old bay goldfish and flaming hot doritos

@s0ny4trix @charcutie-board 🫵

charcutie-board

I will bring power rangers and supernatural lore to yap about and also blankets if you guys want

@lucillesremains @a-vibing-potato @celestial-castiel @bisexualstarman

i’m bringing bugs, cookies and a fuckton of tragic information

@221b-bitch-st @bisexualstarman @hobiespick

considerableperil

bringing scrabble and scooby doo comics :]

@lelapine @bugzrc00l @sunnwila

Bringing buchty with chocolate, povidla (plum marmalade) and poppy seeds, and The Girl on the Broomstick DVD(older and more original Harry Potter)

@wendichester @samsblades @smiling-girl

bringing fresh gossip, cute sunset pics n sam and dean tiktok edits tagging my babies @stargazedwinchester @beakaleak32 @defnot-svnshine

bringing sweatshirts and baked goods

tagging @lamentationsofalonelypotato @zepskies @lastcallatrockysbar

lastcallatrockysbar

loading up some Dean/Soldier Boy/Russell Shaw/Beau Arlen fics to read out loud, cheesy popcorn, and Encino Man on blu-ray (Oh, Dave... 😁)

Want to join the party? @deanwinchesterswitch @supernotnatural2005 @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior

deanwinchesterswitch

I'll bring caramel apple pie, tarot cards, handmade bookmarks, and whiskey for the adult beverage crowd.

Want to join? @princessmisery @impala-dreamer @justagirlinafandomworld @wayward-and-worn

you guys seem to have everything ready, but i'm in. i'll bring some of my world-famous biscotti and espresso martinis ;)

@kittenofdoomage @because-imma-lady-assface @justcallmeasmodeus you guys comin?

justcallmeasmodeus

I will bring a dog for everyone to cuddle, and a voracious appetite for said world-famous biscotti. (Literally it’s my favorite part of Christmas every year)

...why is scar jo fighting dinosaurs?

justcallmeasmodeus

Birthday wishes do come true

Happy Valentine's Day 💖💖

Honestly I feel like a night with Rossi would fix a lot right now 😅🤣🥰

Happy Valentines Day to you too 💋

Ok.

OK.

I'm tired of the TV show cliche of the woman getting eaten out and the dude is under the blanket hiding.

Not only is he under the giant blanket and not moving remotely like he's having desert, or listening to her (bc muffling blanket), or seeing her face to make sure he's on the right path... if we are to believe the placement of his covered head, he's EATING OUT HER BELLY BUTTON.

Idk who's vajajay is up that fucking high, but it ain't no woman I've ever seen...

justcallmeasmodeus

My new favorite rant, lesbehonest

Rules: Without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten (or more) people to do the same.

Thank u @deanwinchesterswitch !

This was hard! Lol my brains not work

Tagginggggg

@kittenofdoomage @because-imma-lady-assface @justcallmeasmodeus @justanothertheofficeblog

@feelmyroarrrr @caplanbuckybarnes @mariekoukie6661 @bkwrm523

@stunudo @kazsrm67

justcallmeasmodeus

Oh good lord I don’t even know if I can name 10 movies off the top of my head 🤣

Oh look, I did it 🤣

Tagging viewers like you. 💋

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