mindbursts

maps are pretty cool. books are pretty cool. i used to have my age here but was two years outdated and i was getting harassed about it. wind and waves. i believe in stories.

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[katedniels-deactivated20190215]

[arianagrandre]

Legally Blonde (2001) / Thank, U Next (2018)

[transpondster]

[rejectedprincesses]

Recognition For Exceptional Women In Who’s She? On Kickstarter – OnTableTop – Home of Beasts of War

This Guess Who-esque game, which teaches all about famous women, is likely of interest to some of you. ;)

The Kickstarter is right here. It’s fully funded many times over. :)

[jokekeery]

He must have known I’d want to leave you. No, he must have known you would always want to come back.

[diavolerie]

me 24/7

[anxietyproblem]

[coastcities-archive]

[ampersandlore]

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[rihansu00]

Is Tahani Al Jamil the dear friend of telenovela star Rogelio de la Vega or is Rogelio de la Vega dear friends with philanthropist and socialte Tahani Al Jamil?

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[leahberman]

autumn chill

yosemite valley, california

instagram

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“Those Who Don’t Believe In Magic Will Never Find It,” by Mel Volkman