Where Am I? No Seriously...

I like Tumblr. Nuff said.

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[birdmemes]

no, google.

i did not.

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭

[skkinlikegold]

The fact that I was expecting an actual Dr. Seuss story in the beginning😂

[maybeantonioj]

LMFAOOO DEAD

[kingxkassim]

Unexpected as fuck

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

i love her lmao

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Who is she lmfao

[mabinatittyyy]

her name is abn0rmal on twitter i think

[urbanrogue]

She is so serious about this 😂🤓

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[ithinkthereforeiam99-deactivate]

[iamretrokid]

I HATE ALL YA’LLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fka-dio-brando-deactivated20170]

Yall Going to hell lol

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[beingbreannaleigh]

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

[elasticitymudflap]

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[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[srsfunny]

Lab Results

[intosnarkness]

My roommate went into the kitchen and then came out giggling. “Oh my god,” he said, “do you have your camera.”

Cheers to Spencer, who thinks he is soup.

[jellythingy]

[tyrabankssmize]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

crazieees:

Everybody needs this on their blog

[rcmllfrvr]

I learned a lot because of Tyra Banks. 

[fixyourwritinghabits]

For real this is super useful (description homework: describe the way her facial muscles move!)

[funnuraba]

f*cking owned

[bingtoolbar-deactivated20140301]

Haha shit nerd train get fucked up

[procrastinationasperformanceart]

Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

[ihatethebitchwhorunsthisblog-de]

Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

[thepushyqueenofsluttown]

OMG

[wasjopara]

@ all my nyc pendejas

[onlyblackgirl]

[jaekirkland]

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

[minacoladas]

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

[justcuz12]

Elementary School Teacher: stop drawing on your homework they'll get you in trouble for that in middle school

Middle School Teacher: don't draw in class and don't doodle on your work they won't accept that in high school

High School Teacher: woah nice art can you draw me HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT HER ART

[turn-rightbackaround]

What an iconic moment in Hisory