Just here to look

Older than 45. Definitely male. If you're under 20, we likely won't have anything to talk about so go live a little and enjoy your youth. Age in your bio or go away. Definitely will not be your daddy.

[justexistingherelol]

Why is it so f'ing hard for Tumblr to require an age in bio and separate the users?

My blog is clearly tagged as NSFW and that should be enough that a user under 18 just won't see my posts.

And you cannot convince me that AI can make Princess Lea dance with 44DDs but can't detect when some teenager posts his or her age as 19 but says on their blog that they have "15 CDs".

It's a little ridiculous.

Anyways, welcome.

I sometimes rant about stuff. I sometimes post NSFW stuff. I sometimes offer Dad advice. I sometimes let the demons in my head win and just delete my whole blog.

My likes are definitely dirtier than my blog because I'm really not that nice of a person. So if you saw me in the likes somewhere, no. You didn't.

I do answer anons. But my response depends on my mood.

[justexistingherelol]

are you a dad

Yep. The only thing in my life I didn't fuck up.

Those humans are my life.

[unicornkween]

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Well damn

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You say you won't talk to anyone under 20. Would you accept nudes from a 19 years old girl?

Lol. I've been over this. My explanation is somewhere below.

If you are 19 you might not even understand the words I'm about to say.

The first nudes I ever received in my life were taken on a Kodak 110 camera. Then she took that film to a store and dropped it off. The next day (THE NEXT FUCKING DAY) she went and picked them up. Then she wrote me a letter and put a few in there. Like 3 days after that, I saw her titties. And they were glorious. At best, 5 days from the date taken. Probably more like 10.

That's the world Gen X grew up in. I only say that to illustrate the wild difference in expectations of seeing titties. And I do honestly kinda miss when you had to work for the titties. Titties meant more I think.

I'm rambling. But to answer your question, yeah I'd probably still like to see them.

[justexistingherelol]

All that... and no titties ever arrived. These youths.

[justexistingherelol]

You say you won't talk to anyone under 20. Would you accept nudes from a 19 years old girl?

Lol. I've been over this. My explanation is somewhere below.

If you are 19 you might not even understand the words I'm about to say.

The first nudes I ever received in my life were taken on a Kodak 110 camera. Then she took that film to a store and dropped it off. The next day (THE NEXT FUCKING DAY) she went and picked them up. Then she wrote me a letter and put a few in there. Like 3 days after that, I saw her titties. And they were glorious. At best, 5 days from the date taken. Probably more like 10.

That's the world Gen X grew up in. I only say that to illustrate the wild difference in expectations of seeing titties. And I do honestly kinda miss when you had to work for the titties. Titties meant more I think.

I'm rambling. But to answer your question, yeah I'd probably still like to see them.

[justexistingherelol]

Hi send me a dm

Lol. No.

[hoe-yyy]

what does it say in the bible about double penetration

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Thou shalt, but only with a dildo, for I am too possessive to let another mortal man touch thine holes.

[trixiecow]

If you haven’t come across my post about actual misogynists, let me say it again:

If you don’t respect women in real life, it is not a kink.

Mutual respect between partners is 100% necessary.

You cannot hide your desire to abuse women behind the facade of kink.

[seymawlf]

[justexistingherelol]

Relationship goals

[justexistingherelol]

Does the dad advise include relationship advice?

If you actually knew me you'd realize why this made me laugh out loud.

Or you do know me and you're trolling.

[slipperyslipping]

[justexistingherelol]

Fuck

[happyyhippo]

He will get a vasectomy

[justexistingherelol]

Maybe he already has one.

[unclefather]

[justexistingherelol]

Tumblr chats

[emotionalshawtysinthisbitch]

[justexistingherelol]

Ok look. Just hear her out.

[justexistingherelol]

Okay so ik this’ll seem strange to get in your ask box but what is the best old man advice you can give the ppl of tumblr?

That Tumblr is lovely in that you can express whatever fantasies you want, and probably someone else has the same. Do that IRL and suddenly you're the one ruining the PTA meeting and not invited to family Thanksgiving.

But also see art that you didn't know you like. Or an author you never would have read.

But also... literally none of this shit is real.

99/100 times, a man my age approaches a much younger girl, he's getting pepper sprayed.

Most older men who do fixate on younger women or girls are in fact predators. (I said FIXATE)

Most views here become extreme because you can create your own echo chamber. No matter what the issue is, life in reality is far more nuanced.

Go to a bar or coffee shop or book store and have real conversations. Meet people you disagree with. Travel. Listen to Uncle Baby Billy.

[99-alterego]

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Relationship goals