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postnuclearophelia

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

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dashofcharlie

Jenny 🎨

anglaised

🎄🦧

notice how hes bigger and more important

beardedmrbean

armandology

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

myfairynuffstuff

Konstantin Somov (1869-1939) - Open Door on a Garden. 1934.

podcastwizard

hey

oh hey wizardfucker5000 what can i do for you

aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026

i want you carnally

podcastwizard

guess i should have seen that one coming

7dmom

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

lindleland

dreamyintersexpuppy

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

dreamyintersexpuppy

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

bogmonsters

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

bogmonsters

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

uraandri

fuck i forgot to share that one photo of two dudes making out on the floor at a punk concert in yugoslavia with one of the top comments being: this isn't homosexuality, they're just drunk and the mood struck them

uraandri

okay calling it a top comment was wrong lol there's 5 of them in total, but:

"this isn't lgbt at all, normal dudes, got drunk, the emotion struck them, they love eachother..."

nevver

Going underground, Gail Brodholt

yesterdaysprint

The San Bernardino County Sun, California, July 13, 1956

oubbymika

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.