It's Just Trolls

I have so many troll things that I need a separate blog. We are 18+ over here because we are a little nasty and a little mean. pfp is my bastard son drawn by Norts-Trolls

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*~*~Welcome~*~*

Hello, this is my main Fantroll blog.

Overall sfw but occasionally contains: non-graphic depictions of violence, dialogue ranges from mildly suggestive (common) to graphically violent (uncommon), suggestive art and topics.

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Character Directory

Commissions are open on Kofi

Always open for asks

High Muses: Hiyett, Bobbug, Orsair, Ria

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They are very important to me. (Lemenn belongs to @hemo--havoc )

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I should draw everyone's teeth.

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Anrifi in response to the Orsair Drink Question: I fuck with a green tea. Matcha too.

Orsair: Cool. No one asked.

Anrifi: Or like a latte. I'd suck someone for a matcha latte.

Orsair: You'd suck someone for anything. Hot or iced?

Anrifi: Hot.

Orsair: That's the correct answer.

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Orsair do you drink anything other than alcohol?

"Water. Put a lemon in it if I'm feelin fancy. Also ginger and orange peel tea. I'd kill someone for that right now. (Literally)."

He drinks exactly 1 (one) type of soda and it's troll dr pepper zero sugar. Other than that it's alcohol or a tea of some kind.

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Your name is Tyimmy.

You have been in the Underdraft for 7 sweeps. You were 5 sweeps old when you arrived.

You have five jobs.

1) Odd muscle based jobs you do around the city in exchange for favors.

2) Transportation of goods from the upper world to the Underdraft and back again. This has monetary compensation as well as you getting first pick of the imported goods.

3) When it is needed, you work as doorman and security for events. This also provides monetary compensation.

4) You make sure Anrifi doesn't get himself killed. You are not compensated for this. It's more as a thanks to your second keeper.

5) You take care of Toimmi.

Toimmi and Anrifi are very different. Toimmi is smart, Anrifi is of average intelligence. Debatably. Toimmi is very small and very weak, Anrifi is taller than you and has too much vigor for his own good. You watch over them both though. As you are meant too.

There is not much special about how you grew up. You were hatched, you worked in the waste lines, you found Toimmi and your first keeper, you hated check ups, you grew, you moved around a lot, you stole food, you grew, and grew and grew and ate batteries, nails, razor blades, scrap metal.

You couldn't stop growing. Every day was ache and hunger and you couldn't tell anyone. It's not as if you did not want to. You were just hatched with a brain that made it hard to speak when everything was everywhere. It also gave you a face that didn't work, which got you in trouble no matter where your first keeper housed you.

Toimmi had to tell people what you wanted to say, make excuses for your face, and overall just be your link to other people. Toimmi never grew. You think you stole all of the growing when the both of you were young. You regret that.

The two of you came to Alternia from the shadow colony together. Toimmi was sick and too small to be worth wasting medicine on. Too delicate to take the harder stuff you were given. You had to leave. Your second keeper helped you leave. You had to leave your first keeper behind. You regret that, too.

Now that you are here things are easier. You've had practice when it comes to talking and people don't mind your face as much in the city. You still feel the urge to eat metal but now you have other, more abundant options.

It would be objectively better if you didn't live in the Underdraft given the hemospectrum is more enforced on Alternia. Your blood would grant you a lot of things. You don't really want to be snooty and snarly like other violets you've seen on the planet, though. You don't think they'd want you either.

Anrifi does, however. According to everyone else he's making constant and obvious ashen solicitations at you. You don't think he knows he's doing that, though, so until he says something you're not going to treat it like he's doing it on purpose. That being said, you respond to him in kind when you feel like it. Which is more often than not.

Other than Anrifi you don't have any quadrental prospects. The dates you've been on don't lead anywhere. You've been called picky but you only have two conditions.

1) You don't want to be with someone you have to modify yourself for.

2) For flushed or caliginous relationships, you'd like if they had a nice butt.

You don't think that is to much to ask.

Regardless of your relationship statuses you find yourself being content. You only have to do work you can stand and Toimmi's health is not depleting as rapidly. You are glad you came here even if no one else can tell by looking at you.

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Toimmi I'm so sorry my dear you gotta be bald Anrifi takes up all of the Underdraft's synthetic hair budget.

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Toimmi: the vibes of my head are wrong and it's your fault...

Anrifi: dawg I am not even allowed to be near you how did you get here?

Toimmi: winnow...

[walerihq]

[gpedia]

hang ten indeed friend

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's too many types of blade to be good at throwing

[goddesstrolls]

and here we have the last part of Garnet's mouse transmutation saga :]

featuring @roetrolls' Antony (sorta) and @nihils-trolls' Jezzel

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One of the "revealing questions" on the ask list was 'if money was no object what would they wear' and most my OCs don't particularly care for fashion but Toimmi does. Toimmi would care. Give Toimmi the money to become a dollette nightmare and you will receive 1 (one) boon.

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Never take the Underdraft gang to an all you can eat dim sum place because they will fuck it up

Unlimited food of any kind would be a problem but especially dim sum.

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13. Name one thing their parents taught them. (For Anrifi)

"Mmmnnnhhh it's kinda boring as fuck to be honest but I know, like, basic architecture rules? Old Whale was a nut about that kind of stuff. I could build a house. Maybe, lmao"

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5, 6, and 17 for Anrifi

5) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

"Hello freaks and fuckwits!!! I'm here on this lovely night to bring you a call to action. Y'all need to get weirder!!! For fun and profit! Get fucking strange with it. Get kinky, get cringe, kiss your friends on the mouth, buy that body pillow- who gives a fuck, lmao. If you're having fun and you ain't hurting nobody who don't wanna be hurt then I wanna see y'all get straight up odd with your shit. And I am not just talking about the sex stuff. Life is so much better for you and others when everyone is weird and creative and radical. 'But Anrifi it's scary'- Yeah it's fucking scary! But at least one motherfucker is in your corner and that motherfucker is me. If no one else got you then I got you. I love you all!!! Xoxo ttyl byyyeee!!!"

6) Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

"I mean, the Old Whale hasn't steered me wrong too often. I fuck with him about being a fossil, lol, but it's true that he's seen a good amount of stuff."

17) Do they like children?

"I don't run into children a lot. When I do I find that most of em are scared of me, lol. I think they're fun when they get to be stupid, though, they're pretty good at getting into trouble."

Anrifi could be a cool older cousin figure but he couldn't do extended exposure to children. It's just not his vibe.

[mynqzo]

finished my first semester oufh god finally blorbo time

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14. Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

For Orsair please and thankies

"Mh, yeah, but it's mostly made up. If you're choosing to feel guilt that's on you. I don't have any guilty pleasures 'cus I don't feel bad for any of em. They're just pleasures. (Kinda the whole point of me being here is to have those.)"