Forro The Abhorros

it's the hemorroyd satire aesthetic blog that nobody asked for but guess what it's here blog title comes from the song itself.

[stopshippinglloydwithadults]

okay, which of you mcfuckers let a gravity falls fan board the bounty

[lloydhatesmorro]

somethings things that are morro are worse

[lloydhatesmorro]

hey yall victims/survivors dont have to forgive their abusers at all, ESPECIALLY if their abusers arent even sorry. 

saying “lloyd should forgive morro and needs to” unknowingly invalidates victims even if u didnt mean to ! pls show compassion for ur fellow human beings u fucks

[lloydhatesmorro]

[tabine]

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

[tabine]

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again

[lloydhatesmorro]

lloyd garmadon deserves better than being shipped w his abuser

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: insisting Lloyd be shipped with his abuser

[justgreenstormthings]

Greenwhatsits be like: @witchlightsands HOW DARE YOU hold people accountable for choosing to ship something that is inherently abusive 😡😡 you are a LITERAL MONSTER 😭😭😭

[liquidstar]

why do some of y’all think that letting people “ship whatever they like uwu” is more important than the impact of the normalization and acceptance of pedophilia, incest, and abuse in fandom spaces that are full of minors?

[funshine-against-maps]

it costs $0.00 for adults not to ruin things made for kids

[witchlightsands]

when will you people realize lloyd does not have to forgive morro

not now

not ever

he doesnt have to

so stop acting like he SHOULD

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: saying that survivors should forgive their abusers.

[witchlightsands]

I literally don't care what your problems are stop causing unsolicited drama everywhere you go

next time just say you dont care about abuse victims and abuse in general it takes fewer characters

[she-doesnt-even-ninjagohere]

“unsolicited drama” what like sending someone anon hate????

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: sending anon hate criticizing "unsolicited drama," as if their anon hate isn't exactly that. Oh and not giving a fuck about survivors.

[justgreenstormthings]

jesus christ i’m gone for one day and the whatsits RISE 👀

[witchlightsands]

jfc it's amazing what lengths whatsits will go to like we all know they're abuse apologists but full blown ableism???? Actually I'm not at all surprised tbh but anyway Fuck Them

just snorro things- ableism

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: sending anon hate to antis

[witchlightsands]

@zanelover1: @witchlightsands we all have our own opinions. Let @starlight105 ship whatever the heck they want to ship.   This ruins fandoms. People hating on people because of shippings. You can hate greenstorm, but let people ship and call them out in a bad way. People have their ships, popular or not. I ship Zane x Human! Falcon for example. Now, stop this bs. Let everyone have their opinions. Besides, starlight105 has to be one of the coolest people. They don’t deserve this hate for a ship they enjoy.

-

“ship whatever you want” only refers to harmless things. greenstorm is abuse. there’s a difference between a rarepair and literal abuse. 

this isnt hate. this is “your ship is abusive and you should feel bad about that” because you should

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: thinking that somehow abusive ships deserve to be recognized as legitimate?????? what????? what in abuse justification?

[witchlightsands]

i have one talent and that is starting fandom-wide ninjago discourse. observe.

reblog with your unpopular ninjago opinion i’ll start zane and cole are my least favorite ninja and morro is greasy and should stay dead

[lloydgarmadone]

Unpopular opinion: I highkey don’t like Skylor

[witchlightsands]

ah, yes, tumblr user starlight105, greenstorm, not abusive at all just two cinnamon rolls uwuwuwu

[jaynotwalker-blog]

@witchlightsands How about you shut the fuck up okay. Maybe you are the mistake because Greenstorm is her shipping. Yes morro was abusive But This is how people think. THEY CAN SHIP WHATEVER THEY WANT. So how about you do us a favor and shut up because you were the mistake on saying this comment bitch. @starlight105 Your post isn’t s mistake, it’s your own opinion :).

[witchlightsands]

“yes morro was abusive but this is how people think” ok so you basically just. excusing abuse. abuse is okay now. you can ship people with their abusers. that is what you are saying. what the actual fuck

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things:

“Morro was abusive but...”

“They can ship whatever they want” in all caps

Calling antis bitches

Just basically all of this shit dear lord

[witchlightsands]

i have one talent and that is starting fandom-wide ninjago discourse. observe.

reblog with your unpopular ninjago opinion i’ll start zane and cole are my least favorite ninja and morro is greasy and should stay dead

[lloydgarmadone]

Unpopular opinion: I highkey don’t like Skylor

[witchlightsands]

ah, yes, tumblr user starlight105, greenstorm, not abusive at all just two cinnamon rolls uwuwuwu

[starlight105]

Hhhh Welp Ok Cool *goes to the corner of shame*

[witchlightsands]

“you’re not making it abusive” guess what you can’t pretend this ship is healthy and pure and not abusive when it was built on possession, emotional manipulation, and attempted murder and to pretend it isnt is excusing and normalizing those actions

[starlight105]

I’m sorry I don’t want to fite I just.. I’m sorry. I’m sorry I ever brought it up.

[witchlightsands]

dont be sorry you brought it up be sorry you ship lloyd with his abuser

[justgreenstormthings]

Just Greenstorm Things: completely missing the point when faced with any criticism at all ever.