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[justiceleaque]

haven't been around in a while. good time to say fuck ice and every single person enabling them

[justiceleaque]

batman is one of the very few comic book heroes whose continuity through the years hasn't really been retconned other than soft changing some events, a fact i think has really helped in shaping him into something greater than his peers. for example, he's even more mentally ill than he started ♥

[justiceleaque]

happy batman day. i need to finally say this. bruce wayne is ba

[justiceleaque]

oh damn sorry for that didn't expect the giant truck passing by right at this moment lol anyway bruce wayne is b

[justiceleaque]

jesus fucking christ there's not even train trucks for that train to have passed by. BRUCE WAYNE IS BA

[justiceleaque]

ok i'm out of the city. we're cool here. sorry about that before. what i meant to say is that bruce wayne is bisexual

[justiceleaque]

happy batman day. i need to finally say this. bruce wayne is ba

[justiceleaque]

oh damn sorry for that didn't expect the giant truck passing by right at this moment lol anyway bruce wayne is b

[justiceleaque]

jesus fucking christ there's not even train trucks for that train to have passed by. BRUCE WAYNE IS BA

[justiceleaque]

happy batman day. i need to finally say this. bruce wayne is ba

[justiceleaque]

oh damn sorry for that didn't expect the giant truck passing by right at this moment lol anyway bruce wayne is b

[justiceleaque]

happy batman day. i need to finally say this. bruce wayne is ba

[orientalld]

[justiceleaque]

batman. fucked up little guy, i think

[justiceleaque]

i recently emailed support about not being able to respond to people on this account and apparently it was because their bots had marked me as spam at some point through the years (fair) (i get it) (i can see why) (self-explanatory). i have now the full capability to reply to every single person i come across with "darkseid baby, attack" and be remarked as a spam account

[justiceleaque]

i feel so embarrassed whenever i tear up reading batman comics. it's just a weird dude in a bat costume man get a grip we cant let him win

[justiceleaque]

right of course batman is different from his enemies because of his no-gun no-kill rule yes i understand ma'am but if the big takeaway from the war of jokes and riddles is that batman fully intended and actually tried to kill the riddler after nigma murdered an innocent boy and started a war that decimated an entire city of innocents all to try and get the joker to laugh and the only reason batman failed was the joker's palm stopping the knife before impact i think that's well ma'am excuse my language but i think batman should've stabbed the question mark bitch until he looked like a deflated balloon salami roll. i think. ma'am

[justiceleaque]

"batman does not kill" yeah. maybe he should though

[friend-of-ferret]

I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?

[justiceleaque]

please know that i love seeing you on my dashboard because your opinions on comics are on point and bring joy to my life and it's great to have someone fully post about comics like the way you do. i hope you have a good day.

love, a random follower

thank you for enjoying my silly, silly thoughts, you're incredibly sweet

[justiceleaque]

right of course batman is different from his enemies because of his no-gun no-kill rule yes i understand ma'am but if the big takeaway from the war of jokes and riddles is that batman fully intended and actually tried to kill the riddler after nigma murdered an innocent boy and started a war that decimated an entire city of innocents all to try and get the joker to laugh and the only reason batman failed was the joker's palm stopping the knife before impact i think that's well ma'am excuse my language but i think batman should've stabbed the question mark bitch until he looked like a deflated balloon salami roll. i think. ma'am

[justiceleaque]

excuse me, what is going on in comics rn? batman holding a baby WHO???

it's from 2017's publications so it's not a current storyline but i think baby darkseid should be a staple in dc comics at all times. very compact, very transportable, very agreeable, you remove his little funky sunglasses and he pops you right back to the dawn of time with his OmegaBeam3000. what can't this little freak do

[justiceleaque]

world's rough out there, you'll need this *hands you batman holding baby darkseid*

[justiceleaque]

can i say something