“ I am afraid of the world and all of its honest terrors. ”
“ Home is where the bathroom is. ”
“ Why aren’t frogs more durable? ”
“ God damn, you’d better have a good day. I’ll be furious if you don’t. ”
“ Enjoy your free meal. There’s no meal, but it’s still free. ”
“ You aren’t alone in the things you feel. ”
“ I’m tired of all this pain. I’m sure you are, too. ”
“ Let’s just breathe, communicate, and get some Febreeze all up in this shit-scented room of life. ”
“ Nothing wrong with being crooked, by the way. ”
“ This is a serious moment and you’re ruining it for everyone. ”
“ When everyone hates someone and then they die, then they all try to act like they really gave a fuck. ”
“ I know I’m asking an obvious question, but are you depressed? I’ll give you a hug. ”
“You’re gonna die probably. Keep that in mind. ”
“ You’re antisocial. I can respect that. ”
“ So far, so not good. ”
“ Get the fuck off that swing. ”
“ Look up here, look to your ear, look at his rear. ”
“ Why are there baby chickens in my house? ”