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@justin-grey
“I can give you a massage, too, maybe throw in some hot rocks if you’re extra lucky today. Yes, but you get your own mani-pedis, you don’t need me.”
“Oh wow, the full treatment. If I’d known I would’ve cancelled my appointments and been here as soon as possible. But really it’s your fault for not coming to me. Because I could’ve easily made that appointment for the two of us.”
“Exactly, plus the entire process is very therapeutic. But I don’t know where my siblings are so I’m offering my services to the common folk.”
“It is, I usually have my appointment after my massage and it’s just like a fully body cleanse, it’s amazing. That’s dumb, especially when you’ve got me.”
“Well, if I am, you’re definitely the son of the god of rudeness, most certainly. I’m sorry I’m not enough of a douche to be in arguments and figure out the best possible comebacks for every situation.”
“Actually I’m like more of the gob of abs in my opinion. But also Percy’s opinion. I’m just saying if you’d going to try and offend me, like at least get creative. Because it’s not like I’m actually offended by anything you’re telling me, might as well try and make it at least amusing.”
“Anyone up for like…mani-pedis or something?”
“Sure, I mean, I guess I can get them done a bit earlier then normal. My appointment’s like a week from now. But really you never know when a nail’s going to break.”
“Not back at it, or at least not sleeping with him, but I’ve had conversations with him and I mean, we’re friends maybe, I don’t know. About a hundred percent? I don’t think there’s any doubt.”
“That’s progress. Definitely better then what it was before. It’s good, kind of. Well, better. Though in my opinion I think you’re better off without him. I doubt my opinion would change your mind. Oh, no, there isn’t any doubt at all. I look amazing and I’m always down for sex.”
“What are you? Like…son of…the god of…stupid…stupidness or something.”
“Are you sure you’re not a daughter of that god? Because that was possibly the worst comeback I’ve ever heard. Like it seemed like you were building up to this great line and it just, went down the drain in seconds. If anything you’re like the daughter of the goddess of tragedy.”
“Maybe that’s a good thing.”
“Oh, It is. Believe me. But speaking of it you haven’t been back at it with Seb have you? Because I really don’t see the need, especially when you have this great of a body walking around, who’d say yes about a hundred percent of the time.”
“Ah, man. I’m…confident, what are you sating? What? Are you serious?”
“Are you? Because I can’t tell. But um, yeah I’m serious. No pant’s out here other then the ones I’m wearing.”
“No problem. I don’t hear that as often as I should. So thanks. I have so much pun-tential, no one gives me the chance to shine. So where have you and your glorious abs been anyway?”
“Really, though, you’re welcome. Talent like that shouldn’t be forgotten. I personally believe you should let your skill shine. I had a late late birthday celebration at a lodging place in Canada. My parent’s are always late with theses things, but I had a real great time.”
“That’s not funny, it took me hours to clean.”
“I told you I’d pay for the damages and I did. Plus I would’ve paid for the cleaners too. But that’s on you. So really you should be more chill.”
“Not seconds? I’m offended.”
“Oh no, see the longer I take the more I’d want you.”
“Nope. You can give me a dumb nickname to even the score. But, you’re still a Nightlight to me.”
“Ugh. I’m awful at coming up with nicknames but I’ll come up with it eventually.”
“But I like Nightlight. How about I call you that and leave off the Lighthouse?”
“Is there anyway I can not be called either?”
“Well, I definitely missed something, it might not have been the whole of you.”
“If you really wanted that, I’d be there within minutes you know.”
“Definitely. I’m sure it’s possible. See you’re fit, and you’re appreciative, you’re just the whole package. I think we’re the lucky ones to have been graced with your presence. You never fail to make people smile. I do too, who knows maybe I have some more solid puns inside.”
“That’s very sweet of you to say, really. I agree a hundred percent though. You’re right, really, you are, completely. Thank you, thank you. I’m sure you do, you have a lot of pun-tential.”
“Okay, well whatever it sounded like doesn’t matter. I did not miss you, and do not come anywhere near my cabin.”
“Ouch. That hurt. Oh please, I only wreck Lodges.” He smirked.
“Then what would you prefer your name to be, since you’re such a name expert.”
“Oh I don’t know maybe, Justin Grey, you know my name.”
