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interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
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While children in Gaza die of famine in the north and the entire Gaza Strip suffers from a humanitarian disaster due to a lack of food, the occupying army deliberately destroys food supplies so that Palestinians cannot benefit from them after the Israeli partial withdrawal from those areas. The video also shows a fire in a food warehouse where the occupying army sets fire to homes and shops, as has been shown in dozens of previous videos.
A video published by Nadav Golan @nadavgolan8, a soldier in the Israeli occupation army, on his Instagram account.
بينما يموت أطفال غزة من المجاعة في الشمال ويعاني كل قطاع غزة من كارثة إنسانية بسبب نقص الغذاء يقوم جيش الاحتلال بإتلاف المواد الغذائية عمداً حتى لا يستفاد منها الفلسطينيين بعد الانسحاب الإسرائيلي من تلك المناطق جزئياً، يُظهر الفيديو أيضاً حريق في المستودع الغذائي حيث يقوم جيش الاحتلال بإشعال النار في المنازل والمتاجر كما ظهرت في عشرات الفيديوهات سابقاً.
ڤيديو نشره ناداڤ جولان الجندي في جيش الاحتلال الاسرائيلي على حسابه على انستجرام.
BBC not even trying to hide its bias anymore.
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad
I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.
what are you even trying to sell me? Bleach? Bleach for my eyes?
Huh.
I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine
on her instagram story today (27/01/23) bisan posted a link to a 16 page booklet on common israeli propaganda and how to dismantle it to embolden advocacy for palestine. it includes the “october 7th”, “israel’s right to self defense” and “human shields” talking points to name a few as well as addressing the terminology used to describe palestine and israel and general advocacy advice
download it here
id: a screenshot of wizard_bisan1's instagram story posted 1 hour ago. first is text that says “Hi guys this booklet includes the history of Israhell* Propaganda.. it’s available in Arabic, English, German, Chinese Mandarin.. you can download it and advocate for Palestine”. second is a blue hyperlink reading “link to the booklet”. third is an image of the Advocating For Palestine website showing the front cover of the booklet in english
Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.
Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.
I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.
Long COVID is associated with severe cognitive slowing: a multicentre cross-sectional study (The Lancet)
"... Patients with PCC responded to stimuli ∼3 standard deviations slower than healthy controls. 53.5% of patients with PCC's response speed was slower than 2 standard deviations from the control mean, indicating a high prevalence of cognitive slowing in PCC."
(PCC = Post-COVID-19 Conditions.)
Together, these results robustly demonstrate pronounced cognitive slowing in people with PCC, which distinguishes them from age-matched heal
https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/
They thought COVID was a scam, until they lay dying from it. sorryantivaxxer.com tells their story using their own facebook and twitter pos
*pays u bribe money in 4 fortnightly installments*
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tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008
THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!
They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”
Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audience’s weird hangups?
some people are cowards
Cowards I’m not watching Hamlet unless there’s a real-ass skull in there
Let the man have his post-mortem stage time.
Man if you have the chance to recite Shakespeare to Tchaikovsky’s actual skull and you turn it down, I have already lost faith in your ability to embody Hamlet
Guys, guys I looked up the rest of the story and it turns out this isn’t the end of it:
After the use of Tchaikowsky’s skull was revealed in the press, this production of Hamlet moved to the West End and the RSC announced that they would no longer use Tchaikowsky’s skull (a spokesman said that it would be “too distracting for the audience”).[10] However, this was a deception; in fact, the skull was used throughout the production’s West End run, and in a subsequent television adaptation broadcast on BBC2.[11] Director Gregory Doran said, “André Tchaikowsky’s skull was a very important part of our production of Hamlet, and despite all the hype about him, he meant a great deal to the company.”[11]
They told everyone they stopped and then QUIETLY KEPT USING IT because OF COURSE they did.
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Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.
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dude so distraught he forgot his age
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