Crossbell Crustacean @morgenstern16 - Tumblr Blog

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

shitter

absolute gold on Reddit today

tysonfurybattlepass

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

tysonfurybattlepass

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

targetedknowledge

the-frightening-ghoul

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computervsworld

not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny

segamascott

arcticbonobos

this is my art:

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

anarqueeen

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

anarqueeen

Normal sized fidget toy

fnordseer5

oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety

freebroccoli

*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*

"password is incorrect"

*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*

terrifiedmouse

Passing the curse/torch to the protags in Fortune's Weave.

lets-talk-gundam

i call this the normal gundam because im such a freak

madz-the-3rd

freakystrashdump

I also feel it's important to inform you, Bill Cipher keeps developing crushes like it's nothing and has had every single crush stolen away by someone else

poor guy is the resident cuck

demilypyro

didn't immediately realize this post was about Tomodachi Life so I just thought you had a really novel take about the plot of Gravity Falls

unlimited-nobu-works

the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.