Justine is here

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jon-snow]

please read this storify about a journalist who accidentally got added to a group dm on twitter with a bunch of teenage girls and also edward snowden

[afloweroutofstone]

“Hahaha. You guys are the best, but yeah. The FBI does have a warrant on me, so you might not want to include me in yours DMs unless you want them to have copies of them. Stay free out there.” 

-Political asylant and internationally renowned whistleblower Edward Snowden, to a group of teenage girls

[switchblade]

me and my 12 sons at the korn concert

[justine-ee]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[justine-ee]

When I’m on social media and I see a sentence that sincerely uses hashtags I wanna barf out everything in my body! :)

[justine-ee]

True Life: Whenever an Animal Dies or Does Not Fare Well in General in a Movie I Have To Stop Watching Entirely Regardless of How Great The Movie Is Otherwise

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me, when im late to class: sorry im 2000 and late

[justine-ee]

John Legend goes on about how “women are beautiful the way they are” but if it really came down to it I doubt he’d have sex with me tbh!

[self-care-for-days-deactivated2]

[sporeblossom]

Whiplash (2014) dir. Damien Chazelle

[jackafz]

Screaming

[aspirationalbrand]

@justine-ee

[spaghettibear]

[justine-ee]

Every single person in the world ranked, from most to least good/cool

1. Nathan Fielder and Jenny Slate tied for first

....

7,405,574,010. Me 7,405,574,011. Matt McGorry

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[kateordie]

The greatest ending in film history

[justine-ee]

I’m Warner

[evilrashida]

I was a much happier person when I kept my friends at a distance and didn’t seek out romantic relationships. Trying to develop deep emotional relationships with people will always end in disappointment if your expecting the same in return.

[evilrashida]

Update: he texted back im good now