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Good job.

Thanks. It was quite the fucking task, to be honest.

I’m so great, I can eat and wink at the same time!

That's a real talent.

I should be upset McDonald’s got my order wrong again but I’m too hungry to bother.

McDonalds employees never fucking listen to anyone, they're too busy asking themselves why they work there.

You assholes are about as enthralling as houseflies. If I wanted to be put to sleep, I would’ve stayed in detention.

Well shit, what do you wanna do?

Rewarding myself with a milkshake because I didn't get in a fight today.

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