#tlot

In the corner, laughing like idiots

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Using sheet face masks...

Imaybeajenius: I don’t think these fit very well.

Internallylaughing: Yeah...

Imaybeajenius: You’d think these would be made for people like us, Asians.

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I have awesome coworkers.

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I don't make up these rules. I just laugh at them.

Internallylaughing

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Imaybeajenius: I'm still a child.

Internallylaughing: If I ever have kids, it will be the blind leading the blind.

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Show up for a networking event. Poorly organized event. Only networking we did was with each other. Corner Bakery employee did more networking than we did.

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Don't make assumptions. Let me or your boss make the assumptions. When it comes down to it, you want to throw me or your boss under the bus.

My manager

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Time is the only nonrenewable resource.

My coworker

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Boss: You can utilize the interns.

Internallylaughing: Oh, cool. *in the corner laughing evilly... So much power... Hehehe*

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Coffee

Thanks to Peet’s, I can pull espresso and make handcrafted drinks. But I can’t brew drip coffee. I made a mess…

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OT

When did we become adults and use acronyms like "OT" in conversations?

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Existential Crisis Meeting

Nightly at 11:00PM until we pass out. 

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Too bad we don’t have enough experience to apply. Unless you include classwork.... 

https://www.hrstinc.com/about-us/careers/ass-kicker/

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internallylaughing: What grade do we need on this final?

imaybeajenius: I calculated that to get an 80% in the class, we would need a 69% on the final. I chose 80% to be safe. It's a safety factor!

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When discussing if our teacher knows who we are...

internallylaughing: He knows us as the lemon people.

imaybeajenius: We're the lemon kids!

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How to be popular in college: Bring a surge protector to class.

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Professor lecturing

Siri: I'm sorry. I don't know what you said.

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When we relate making macarons to tray driers in chemical engineering labs…