Date Me

Carefree black girl living in New Orleans. Mostly dating and sass.

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[goawfma]

whos mans

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Omfg

[sauvamente]

Matthew 26:41 😧

[ruinedchildhood]

Pastor:

[looking-for-my-yellow-bird-deac]

My city lol

[childhoodruiner]

when he about to enter the gates of heaven and somebody screams “CHECK THE TWEETS GOD”

[kumagawa]

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[hinata876]

This the funniest one

[yeskagreen-deactivated20180728]

This is so damn funny 😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

[justmeandmydickpic]

I didn’t expect love to look like this, but I hope it’s here to stay

[guccisweaternow]

[hi-imkingdavid]

True

[likewasabi-deactivated20200227]

😂😂😂

[msmarvel]

[justmeandmydickpic]

daddy 💦💦💦

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[justmeandmydickpic]

This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to date 😩

[justmeandmydickpic]

Shinyy

[justmeandmydickpic]

...wut...

[pocmemes]

[skeezinforareason]

I honesty have no idea what any of this means.

[fluffymonger]

[best-of-tumblr]

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....

girl: ....who?

me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

[justmeandmydickpic]

Carefree black girl in Nola

[justmeandmydickpic]

*delete phone

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told