Cosimo Galluzzi
Andulka
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PR's Tumblrdome
sheepfilms
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
Kiana Khansmith
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
oozey mess
hello vonnie
izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
RMH
@theartofmadeline
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Masterlist
Tom Holland
- Quarantine Haircuts
Fred Weasley
- 8 months?!
Diego Luna
- Dating Diego Luna would include...
Javier Peña
- The Sister - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17
I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.
And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.
Don’t click on this link.
JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.
Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!
Also, stream 5 is F1TV and in English.
I’ve been by myself for over a month so I decided to have some extra fun on my brother’s bed. And for dessert… cum from my fingers.
everything is papaya? • ln4 part 1 ੈ✩‧₊˚
ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairings || lando norris x m.mount gf!reader
ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au
ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n and mason have been together for three years, they’re the picture perfect couple. what happens when they get swept away by the world of formula 1 and a certain papaya driver?
alt. y/n is in love with her boyfriend, chelsea golden boy mason mount, but what happens when she meets another certain golden boy?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || cheating, reader is not the best person ever
ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || title is inspired by colours by halsey if you couldn’t tell LOL i thought it was kinda funny like everything is blue (chelsea) but then papaya (mclaren) idk if it is tho hahah. also i know everyone wants p4 of tying the knot and i promise it is coming.
NOT PROOF READ
Hello.. I just started learning Italian. And I sometimes don’t know where to start. Do I start with more grammar or vocabularies? Which should I focus more on? Any tips? Especially for beginner Italian learners. Thank you xx
Ciao! Here’s a list of posts that might help you!
I don’t know where to start
300 basic words
Resources to learn Italian if your first language is not English
Italian resources masterpost
Italian movies/TV series: x - x - x
Italian books
Italian TV programs for kids (easier to understand)
I hope this is enough for the moment. To answer your question, you should focus on both grammar and words: start with the simple present of the main verbs and then learn basic vocabulary (greetings, family, food…). Then, with time, you can enlarge your objectives, learning more verb forms and tenses and more complex vocabulary. Proceed step by step, read and listen. If you ever needed anything, you can ask me, @sciogli-lingua, @langsandlit or @sayitaliano (they have a long list of resources on their blog)! Buona fortuna!
╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l ❞ x
part nine - part eleven
➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.
➪ and while there's a lot of things you still need to work on, this is a great start to the new, beter chapters of your life
➪ established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando
➪ I think we needed a lil' cute to calm our tits 🥰 also, absolutely gobsmacked by the love this fic is getting and how involved you all are with it, you guys are seriously the best and I love y'all so much 😘
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Glitch masterlist
pairing . . . max verstappen x reader / mason mount x reader )
summary . . . when mason mount finds out that his assistant has been harbouring feelings for him for years, he makes it clear he doesn't feel the same way. but once he sees her become closer with formula 1 world champion max verstappen, he realises he may have underestimated his feelings towards the girl he has now pushed into the arms of another )
genre . . . angst )
song . . . glitch- taylor swift )
warning . . . tbd )
Boy, It's You I Desire | Fernando Alonso x Reader
part 1
fem!reader x dbf! fernando
word count: 1.7k
minors dni please!
Someone please write a Fernando Alonso x reader story where reader is also a driver. Make it fluffy and angsty please. I’m in my feels.
✧･ﾟ 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥
steve murphy x female!reader summary ⤍ work is piling on, bogotá is suffering from a heatwave and all you want is steve murphy. warnings ⤍ 18+ (mdni), co-workers to lovers, explicit language & smut, public sex, unprotected sex (piv) a/n ⤍ surprise surprise, of course i'd circle back to steve murphy some day. hope i made it justice. prob won't be the last i write of him since this was a lot of fun, so hope you enjoy this one lovies <3
It was brain meltingly hot in the office today, perspiration on your forehead and bra uncomfortably pinching your torso, to the point where it was almost antagonising you. It had been hot the moment you got out of bed this morning, and it hadn’t gotten any better throughout the day even though you’d opted to stay back in the office and work on the mountain of stacked papers that only seemed to grow by the hour on your desk.
You’d think that the heatwave would settle when people had begun to filter out, emptying the office space little by little. But the sun was still shining tauntingly through the windows and the floor fans were doing their best to keep up.
You glared at said fans, watching them spin round and round with the occasional squeal. A sigh escaped your lips as you leaned back against your chair, ignoring the discomfort of your shirt sticking to your back and reaching out for the nearest folder you could use to fan yourself with. The people in the office could really use an extra two swipes of deodorant and cut back on the cigarettes. The odours were starting to settle in your nose in the most unpleasant way and you didn’t know how much longer you could stand it.
It was clear that you weren’t going to get much work done anymore, but you’d be damned if you stepped foot outside the building with the sun still beating down on the city of Bogotá and you had a feeling that your apartment wasn’t much better than… this. It had too many large windows with afternoon sun.
Your freezer contained ice lollies though, something you’d craved all day. And your apartment offered you the liberty of wearing a long tank top with no pants and no bra. But it didn’t have Steve Murphy.
kinktober - day 15: phone sex // l.s18
Lance Stroll x Fem!Reader
Warnings: mentions of nudes/scandalous pictures, sexting, phone sex, mutual masturbation (sorta), lowkey giving sub lance but not really lmao, is it really any fun if you don’t make him blush
Word Count: 1,709
Author’s Note: this is one of my favs so far :) my plan to turn you all into lance girlies is working // also this one is super dialogue heavy as is it a phone call basically lmao sorry!
kinktober 2022 masterlist
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Too many timezones to keep track, Lance misses you too much not to call.
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aren’t i supposed to be happy now? part 8
ln x fem teammate!reader
intro part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7
so here is part 8!! i hope you enjoy, this was an interesting part to write, so i’m curious to see what you guys think, like i quite literally crave validation lmao. thank you so much for the continued support for this fic, i am so so so grateful!! lemme know what you think <333
warnings: 18+!! swearing, sickening fluff, a bit of angst for good measure, smut that’s not really smut (some touchy feeling here and there hehe), a silverstone-esque crash
7.2k words
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Movie Night Cuddles
Pairing - Mick Schumacher x Reader (fem!singer!reader)
Fandom - F1
Summary- its in the title really 🤍
Warnings - tooth rotting fluff really
The Sister (Javier Peña x reader) - Part 17 - Colonel Pinzón
"Good morning, my love," Javi woke you up the next morning.
You opened your eyes, but closed them immediately after because the sun was shining in your face.
"Ugh," you groaned. "Can't we just stay in bed?," you asked Javi and snuggled closer t him.
Javi put his arms around you and gently stroked your arm. He then lifted his hand and caressed your face gently placing a kiss on your lips.
"I wish we could, mi amor, but we've got work to do," Javi reminded you.
"I know," you said and sighed. "I just wished we didn't."
"Me too."
Suddenly, there was only silence. Neither of you wanted to say anything or move, because it was rare for you to have moments like these together where you could just enjoy each other's company.
"You know what?" Javi asked you.
You sleepily lifted your head and turned to look at him.
"We should take a trip," Javi suggested.
"A trip?" you repeated.
"Yes, a trip. Not right now, of course," Javi clarified.
"Maybe we could take a few days off in a few weeks and we could forget all about Escobar for just a little while."
"That does sound really intriguing," you admitted. "But you know just as well as I do that the son of a bitch Escobar would still be on our minds the entire time because we still haven't caught him. Also, Steve would kill us if we left him doing our work on his own."
"Yeah, you're probably right," Javi sighed.
"But, let's make a deal then," you suggested and held out your pinkie. "I promise that you and I will go and leave this shitty place as soon as we catch Escobar to go somewhere."
Javi intertwined his pinkie with yours and started grinning.
"So, where would you like to go then?" Javi asked you deep in thought.
"Hmm. Honestly, I don't really care as long as our trip involves you, me and a whole lot of us being naked." Javi chuckled in response. "Obviously."
"What do you think?" you asked Javi. "Anything come to mind?"
"I don't know," Javi admitted. "Somewhere warm with a beach."
Suddenly, there was a knock on Javi's apartment door.
"You guys ready soon? We need to get goin'," Steve yelled.
You and Javi both groaned as you were both still laying in his bed.
"Well, maybe somewhere your brother can't bother us," Javi stated annoyed. You just shook your head and laughed.
You loved your brother with every ounce of your heart, but it was true though. He constantly interrupted moments that you and Javi shared.
It was already pretty rare for you to be able to have them in the first place. You really didn't need to constantly be interrupted by your brother.
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After Steve scolding you for taking so long to get ready, you were finally on your way.
Things were about to get very different and that very soon.
Now that there was no more 'la catedral', the next stop was Carlos Holguín.
You were currently driving to the old police academy that had been repurposed as ground zero in the search for Escobar. If someone asked you, it was exactly stuff like this that showed how many people wanted to have Escobar caught and put behind bars. Or dead. To many that didn't really matter anyways.
"So who is it that we're gonna have to talk to once we get there?" you asked your two partners in the front seats of the car.
"Colonel Pinzón," Steve answered. "From what I've hard he is a big fan of the US, so we hopefully won't have a problem with him"
"Just because he's a fan if the US, doesn't mean that he's a fan of us," Javi answered Steve. "So play nice."
"Did you hear that, (Y/N). Play nice," Steve warned you jokingly. You just scoffed.
Yes, there were times where you could lose your temper but never without reason.
"Haha, very funny Steve," you said sarcastically. "I'm just a very passionate person."
"Some people call it passionate, others call it aggressive and crazy..."
"Oh, shut up," you said and laughed.
Once the three of you arrived at the building, two officers led you to the office of Colonel Pinzón. One of them kept looking at you weirdly which is why you gave him your best 'fuck-off'-face you could manage.
The two officers opened the door to Pinzón's office and you entered. You took a seat next to Steve and waited for someone to start talking. This was just one of the moments where you preferred to be a bit more quiet since Pinzón gave you a weird vibe.
"Agents Peña and Murphy, it's very nice to meet you. And who's that? Did you bring secretary?" Pinzón asked and you honestky couldn't tell if he was being serious or not.
You sighed. Yes, it wasn't everyday that you saw a female agent working for the DEA, but it also wasn't news either. People should've gotten used to it by now and honestly, you were quite sick of those sexist comments.
Deciding to have a little fun of your own you said "Oh yes. García is the name. I'm just here in case one of those two here needs something. Like a coffee. Or a foot rub," you joked. The man laughed, now seemingly understanding that you also were an agent. "I should suggest that to my secretry," Pinzón answered and laughed.
"Jokes aside, I'm agent García. It's a pleasure to be working with you, Colonel," you introduced yourself and shook his hand.
"Likewise," he answered.
"Let's get straight to it then," Pinzón continued. "As a courtesy to your government, I'm allowing you to participate in this manhunt. But... I set the limits and all decisions rest with me. If this condition is unacceptable, take it up with the president," Pinzón said as he stood up and started walking out of his office. You, Javi and Steve quickly followed him.
"Of course, Colonel. I hope we didn't get off on the wrong foot," Javi answered.
"Not at all. Every operation needs a well-defined hierarchy," Pinzón stated as he led you to a different part of the building.
After a bit of walking you reached a room in which there were two desks with dozens of stacks of papers and files on top of them.
"I hope this will be an adequate space for you to do your work." he said and looked at you for confirmation.
The place you had been given was an absolute dump, but of course you weren't allowed to show that, so you just nodded with a slight smile on your face.
"What, you're talking about this? This-" Steve started, but you quickly hit him with your elbow to stop him from continuing his sentence.
"This is more than adequate," Javi continued for him. "Gracias Colonel." And with that Colonel Pinzón left.
"Ow, what was that for?" Steve whisper-yelled at you.
"You, of course couldn't shut your mouth again, so I had to stop you some way," you answered.
"But this place is a dump. How are we supposed to work here properly?" Steve questioned.
"Honestly, i don't know, but seeing that they've assigned us to that shit hole, they already don't like us much, so we should just try and get on their good side." you told him.
"(Y/N) is right. Working here isn't going to be a piece of cake. We can count ourselves lucky if they share any intel with us at all." Javi continued.
"So what if they don't share their intel with us. We just gonna leave then?" Steve asked.
"Well, I have my ways of getting information," you said with a smirk on your face.
"And that would be?" Javi asked you with a dubious look on his face.
"I'm a woman, Javi. And as a woman I have certain assets that I can use to my advantage. Let's just leave it at that," you said and chuckled.
"Wait, I thought only Javi slept with others to get information," Steve said which might have been intended to be a joke.
"Gross, I don't sleep with them. I occasionally just get them drunk and flirt with them, and bam: they tell you everything you want to know," you said and shrugged.
"I have to say, I don't like the sound of that at all," Javi said with a stern look on his face.
"Oh c'mon. It's just for work. And we all profit from the information," you answered, but Javi kept the stern look on his face.
"Oh baby, don't be mad. You're still the only one for me," you said and winked at him. Javi just chuckled.
"Wait? How many times have you done that?" Steve asked you.
"Hmm. I guess I used to do that quite a lot," you answered and saw Steve looking at you weirdly.
"Well, you try being a woman in the DEA. Nobody tells me anything," you continued.
"Alright. I'm not judging," Steve laughed.
After a moment of silence, you decided that it would be a good idea to start sorting through the files. Maybe there actually was something useful. You looked at one of the files and looked at its date.
"Guys?" you asked. Javi and Steve looked at you with confused looks on their faces.
"This one's from 1962," you told them and threw it in the corner.
"Oh god," Steve stated and ran a hand through his hair.
"(Y/N), with this mess you might have to do a whole lot more than just flirt." Steve told you which earned him an angry look from Javi.
"I was just joking," Steve said nervously.
"I hope it will stay a joke, because this is just crap. But if it comes down to it, it'll be our last resort." you said and shrugged.
Hopefully the next days were going to be a lot more successful.
The Ultimate Maurice Compte Fic List (but probably not)
*The assumption here is that everything is NSFW 18+ (my stuff certainly is), ‘cuz I’m too lazy to sort it.
My Nonsense:
Horacio Carrillo (Narcos)
At Your Doorstep (pt1)
Atop the Office (pt2)
Out and About (pt3)
Mood music * Breathing by Lifehouse
My Weekend with Horacio (Head Canon)
Tummy ache (Head Canon)
Happy Anniversary (Quickie)
Milk and Anger
Christmas Shopping (Ask)
Christmas Sweater (Ask)
Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt1)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt2)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt3)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt4)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt5)
The Caged Bird Moans (pt6)
Mood music * Prisoner by Raphael Lake, Aaron Levy, Daniel Ryan Murphy
Secretary (quickie)
Halloween (Ask)
Shower (quickie)
Wet (Ask)
Remote control (Ask)
Secret Santa (Ask)
Mistletoe (Ask)
Esteban (There is a New World Somewhere)
When it Rains it Pours
Mood music * All I Wanna do is Make Love to You by Heart (don’t judge me!)
Lockscreen (Ask)
Chances (pt1)
Chances (pt2)
Tinsel (Ask)
All/Other Characters
First Kiss (Head Canon)
Tattoos (Head Conon)
Heaven and Hell (Diego AND Horacio)
Good Morning (Some Cop Character)
Mood music * Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson
A Hero’s Welcome (Charlie Gutierrez - E-Ring)
Dictator Daddy (Tavo Barros - The Last Ship)
Strays (Ask)
Birthday Surprise (Ask)
Characters as Kids (Pictures)
Bonding (Dr. Price - Perfect)
Nude Photo (Head Canon)
Lost (Ask)
MC to all (’Twas the Night Before Christmas)
High Quality Content from my soulmates people who are awesome:
All Characters
So much great stuff… [ @chelsfic ]
Amazing Assortment of Characters! [ @lettherebrelight ]
Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)
Princess Series + No Shame (AU) [ @1zashreena1]
Garrote Series [ @heresathreebee ]
Horacio Carrillo
Olive Branches Series [ @mandoplease ]
No More than a Name for Yearning [ @damndamer0n ]
(Head Canons) [ @damndamer0n ]
Aren’t You Tempted + (masterlist) [ @cobbvader ]
Dissolve Me [ @goldafterglow]
Ain’t it a Gentle Sound (the Rolling in the Graves) [ @hansoulo ]
(Some Head Canons) [ @huliabitch]
Reputation [ @pedropasscals ]
You Should Have Known Better + more + more [ @justrunamok ]
House Keys & Cocktail Umbrellas [ @javierpenaspinkshirt ]
(Various Yummy) [ @moonglowcarrillo ]
Lines Crossed [ @enamoured-x ]
Pain, with Love [ @peachebunnys ]
Treading Water [ @jetiikad ]
Uncertainty [ @ergotautology ]
Solace [ @lalotes ]
A Need so Great [ @downwiththeficness ]
Paper, Scissors, Rank [ @kid-from-new-zealand ]
Put Your Hands in Mine [ @autumnleaves1991-blog ]
Surprise Surprise + Alone for Christmas + Shopping [ @nineteenninety-six ]
(Heads Canon) [ @thesolotomyhan ]
Not Even Death Could Stop Me [ @shadow-assassin-blix ]
It Took Some Time To Get There [ @thelastofherblood ]
Middlemen + Others [ @youvebeenlivingfictional ]
Never Let Me Go [ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa ]
mi ángel [ @meshlamando ]
Objectos de Deseo + imagines [ @massivecolorspygiant ]
shirts [ @flightlessangelwings ]
mi-corazón [ @steeeeeeeviebb ]
Yes, Colonel + [ @artemiseamoon ]
Righteous + HCs [ @maharani-radha-writes ]
Stress Relief [ @fave-fanfic-for-now ]
Guerra [ @symbiont13 ]
Man Made of Stone [ @nocturnal-milk-dud ]
Whispers of You [ @a-dorin ]
Benny “Borracho” Megalon
Rooftop Rendezvous [ @heresathreebee ]
The Laundromat [ @heresathreebee ]
The Pool + More Benny [ @youvebeenlivingfictional ]
imagines [ @massivecolorspygiant ]
Brasa
In the Blood + In the Bond [ @downwiththeficness ]
Juan
Early Mornings [ @xxidontwikeitxx ]
Esteban
Pizza [ @lettherebrelight ]
KJ
Alphabet [ @imagineredwood ]
Who did I forget? I’m very sorry if I did. Lemmie know!
Thank you for adding me to this!
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Male victims are REAL
Protecting our sons
I SHALL NEVER STOP REBLOGING THIS WHEN I SEE IT.
Always always reblog
i will never not reblog
Male victims are real. I have seen many victims and I hope everyone I know will know how important it is. So please reblog.
