almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Discoholic 🪩
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
macklin celebrini has autism
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Bright Sessions
#extradirty
Today's Document
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
NASA
seen from Brazil
seen from Iraq
seen from Costa Rica
seen from Vietnam
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Russia
seen from Tajikistan
seen from Germany
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Philippines
seen from Philippines
seen from France
seen from Eswatini
@justmybrain18-blog
Student: *fucking around. Shouting*
Teacher:Oakly fuck off. (OR some equivalent.
Oakley: but they're sexual harrasing me.
Teacher:no they're not.
Oakley: Yes they are they're reaching down there.
Teacher: do they have a pair of tweezers? No.
Class: *erupts in laughter*
Hamilton is life
Ham bam is my fam
This blog stands with the trans community against Donald Trump's transgender military ban
it’s dangerous to go alone. take this
thanks
I am forever in debt to you
There are few things I love more than this.
My mum just drove on the sidewalk.
Netflix Prompts đź“ş
The Netflix understands me like no one else.
Juliet: Romeo Romeo wherefore out there Romeo?
Romeo: I'm right here, Juliet.?
Juliet: Wherefore for means "why" not "where".
Romeo: It is misunderstandings like this that define our relationship.
Title
Albert Einstein: Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.
Cop: Tell it to the judge.
Title
Axl: Welcome to the jungle.
Customer: Table for two, please.
Axl: Right this way.
appreciation post for the beautiful friendship that is Broey ❤️
“These are my children.”
“They look nothing li—”
“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.
This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,
baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad
the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,
so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN
my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making
The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.
This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.
if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children
BEST ADOPTED MUM
Andy Murray corrects a reporter’s casual sexism during a post-match interview
literally the funniest thing about firebringer for me now is that Brian’s just standing RIGHT BEHIND LAUREN as she proceeds to marry his girlfriend in front of everyone
(thank you so much @dikratstarkid for pointing this out)
Obvious attempt at insurance fraud caught on camera
a duck walks up to the lemonade stand
what hapens next? click HERE to find out……….
where do i click
where do i fucking click
tell me
HELP ME. I MUST KNOW.
