Howard The Boo Boo Chicken Boo

Howard The Duck. Once a normal duck in another dimension, now stranded in a world he never made, whatever that means Works as a PI. Anyone making ducktective jokes is billed extra. Indie Howard the Duck Account. 616 but will play MCU. Crossover Friendly.

[darladeering]

I don’t know a lot of science but I’m pretty sure that isn’t how that works.

[justoneduck-blog]

“So?”

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yolojacket

[justoneduck-blog]

“.. god… dammit”

[yolojacket]

      “Does this happen to you a lot?”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Constantly”

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back from vacation!

“Well being trapped in mexico but still”

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yolojacket

[justoneduck-blog]

“Then don’t come to a talking duck’s office, after working with a god and the jolly green giant, and act like a talking duck is werid in comparison to that!”

[yolojacket]

      “Oh, I thought this was someone else’s office. My bad.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“.. god... dammit”

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cleavageandclaws... waugh!

[justoneduck-blog]

“Sweetheart, the guy is a vengeful asshole. And daredevil’s no longer around to keep him busy plotting to kill him. Well he is but unless he relocates to san fran sisco.. actually… yeah that might keep him busy for now. “

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

     “I’ll leave the guy a dozen donuts. That’ll keep him busy longer than Daredevil ever could.” It wouldn’t actually work, but it didn’t hurt to image it. “If I’m going to worry, it’ll be over somebody a bit tougher than him.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“I’ll do the worrying for us. But if he got a call that say, matt murdock was now in san Fransisco. He might go bother him for a while. And if say, you used some stooge as your frontman while sticking to the shadows with a new codename....”

[justoneduck-blog]

bigmacswontsave you

“.. sorry... my mind was somehwere else. What can I do for a supermodel?”

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The One and Only

"Every triumph. Every tragedy. The heartache... And the joy. Family. Friends. The adventure of it...

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hawksvane

[justoneduck-blog]

“Extremley, but i’m cheap. And.. “He sighed ‘I’ll do pro-bono IF I can get your official endorsment. Right now my rep’s in the crapper thanks to that court case. “

[hawksvane-archive]

        “Sure, I can do that. Just don’t expect my endorsement to mean much.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“It‘s better than “Boo boo chicken boo“

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betedanslabeaute

“Hello maam, what can I do you for. And might I say you are looking gorgeous today”

[justoneduck-blog]

hawksvane

[justoneduck-blog]

“Your an avenger. Ergo your rich. What can I do ya for?”

[hawksvane-archive]

         “Youuuuu.. might be disappointed. But if you’re up for pro-bono work–”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Extremley, but i’m cheap. And.. “He sighed ‘I’ll do pro-bono IF I can get your official endorsment. Right now my rep’s in the crapper thanks to that court case. “

[justoneduck-blog]

((I’m thinking of making a spider-man but i’m worried))

((are their too many already? I Mean I plan on doing plenty of verses to make up the diffrence, but I don’t want to piss off the 80 or so already. ANyt houghts? Do one of the alternate spideys?, the cartoons? an custom?))

[justoneduck-blog]

“Thank god. You kid.. your a freaking genius”

[thebabelfishboy]

Leeland gave a bark of laughter. “i’ll r-remember that the n-next time my i-intelligence is c-called into q-question.” He grinned. 

[justoneduck-blog]

“You should. “

[thebabelfishboy]

[ justoneduck ]

“…I c-come from stranger stock, f-for sure.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Thank god. You kid.. your a freaking genius”

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hawksvane

“Ca-Ching!”

[hawksvane-archive]

         “Did you– just– why did you ca-ching at me. Why would you ca-ching at me.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Your an avenger. Ergo your rich. What can I do ya for?”

[justoneduck-blog]

yolojacket

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“… and your apparently dumber than your reputation”

[yolojacket]

      Yellowjacket rolled his eyes. “I’m not here to get insulted by a talking duck.”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Then don’t come to a talking duck’s office, after working with a god and the jolly green giant, and act like a talking duck is werid in comparison to that!”

[justoneduck-blog]

stillmanlierthan... FUCK ME!

[justoneduck-blog]

“You realize if you kill me she hulk will celebrate than nail your ass to the wall right? I mean Jen hates my guts, but I know deep down she cares about my well being in some way shape or form. And failing that she at least would care about someone dying in her own building. Also until recently i’ve mostly been eating garbage so have fun with whatever I got.  “

[bad-jew-jew]

“Mmmmm, don’t talk like that, ducky, you’ll get me all hot and bothered.  I’ve been trying to get her to nail me against the wall for months, now.”

Wanda snorts, shrugging off his protest.

“I’ve totally eaten worse.  Wade drags me to Taco Bell from time to time, so I’m pretty sure I’m prepared.  Healing factor takes care of that kinda thing, anyway.”

[justoneduck-blog]

As horrified as he was getting her hot was about the only strategy he had to not end up on the menu. “Yeah I wont’ mention jen’s... shapley legs wrapped around you as she beats your skull in. “ He was bad at making jen sound sexy. It wasn’t hard but when you work with someone long enough and have them thretan to kill you long enough... “OR her big bazooms pressed against you.your big bazooms”

[justoneduck-blog]

“Yes. And I reallys houdl change it to duck puns. Period. What do you want lunatic. “

[regeneratingdegenerate]

“I’m the lunatic? I ain’t even the talking animal!”

[justoneduck-blog]

HOward’s eye tiwtchedd. He tried to remain clam.. for about all of five seconds. Of all the super types to be shocked by this.... “I’M NORMAL IN THE CONTEXT OF THIS CRAZY, HAIRLESS APE UNIVERSE YOU ANNOYING, INSANE, JACKASS!”