Uh, no, it’s still in the same spot.
Scott, yes. I meant, like, because we’re smaller, won’t it take longer?
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Uh, no, it’s still in the same spot.
Scott, yes. I meant, like, because we’re smaller, won’t it take longer?
nothankpym:
Great. Uh. Hold onto me. I need you to be close to shrink us both.
( darla hops on scott’s back. )
Alright, that’s done. -- Hey wait, doesn’t shrinking down mean the distance between us and the mall is farther?
I was never the bully, Darla. Only the bullied. I don’t need a pop star’s lunch money, thank you.
–But my fries are always open for you to grab some too!
If there’s any left.
We could travel by ant. Avoid the traffic.
That’s what Hank always does.
You know what, why not? Let’s do that.
Alright, alright, I’m pushing it.
( darla’s already in her car, warming it up. )
We’re going to probably be in the car for a while, I’m going to the Staten Island Mall which is... I mean, we’ll get there.
Sounds like an awful lot of more work.
Face it, Darla. Fries are a friendship tax.
Next you’re gonna tell me you need my lunch money.
I’m sure the sales will be there when we get there.
[ He hastens to keep alongside her. ]
Of course they will. It’s the items on sale we’re rushing for. Now push it!
[ No, he’s not blushing. That’d be silly. ]
Thanks.
[ He gives her hand a squeeze. ]
Shall we?
Oh, right, let’s go. I don’t want to miss any sales. ( darla starts power walking. ) My car’s around the block.
Short walls only block short people, Darla.
...I’ll just take my plate with me.
Ben would have joined me in sixths. I’m the muscle of this team; No judging how many plates I go through.
But you ran off with Scott! You’re lucky the kids didn’t scarf down the rest of your dinner instead of me. Never leave your fries unattended.
Not judging, just saying.
Lesson learned, though. I’m going to commission a small wall to be built around my plates from now on. Maybe if you don’t see it, you won’t eat it.
[ He chuckles. ]
You know, I never expected to describe myself as a celebrity’s arm candy.
Well, ( darla presses a kiss to his cheek. ) It fits you better than most.
I can’t wait.
In the meantime, come with me to the mall so I can show off my new scarf and my boyfriend.
You’ll be eating your words, Darla Deering.
I figured you would’ve eaten those too. I still remember what happened when we went out to dinner, Jen.
Well, I try.
[ He smiles. ]
I’m glad you like it.
How could I not? When it’s our anniversary, you are getting something good for this, promise.
Me? Lie? As if!
You so sure about that, hmmm?
Not enough to bet, but I’m pret-ty confident.
Could probably drink two of these in ten minutes without thinking about it.
Now you’re just making stuff up.
Beautiful, as always.
Also, it’s made from special materials; Jan’s used the same stuff for her costumes before. It’s got the same tensile strength as steel and it’ll turn a knife. Won’t do much against a bullet, but yeah. It’ll be handy if you’re ever not wearing your Thing thing.
Oh, that’ll come in handy next time I’m accosted by a crazy fan. Look at you, getting me something pretty and practical.