:)))

H: 5’0” A: 21 SW: 121 CW: 119 GW: 105

[super-affection]

pussy got me saying holy moly

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

They got that gee whizz coochie

[psspsspussy]

People with siblings are so genuinely scary they're just constantly asking you things like "you never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid? you never played Fireplace Chase? you never played Actual Serial Killer?"

[dipyronegirl]

i’m crying laughing at this

[yms1]

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

[reputayswift]

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

[zorasalazars-remade]

Hey just asking, I know youre genderfluid but are you also trans since you use the he pronoun? I'm transphobic and just wanted to get clarification if I should follow you?

this is THE funniest fucking ask ive ever gotten. oh my god

[losing-life]

Normal teenage nostalgia: school dances ✨ hanging out with your besties 🥰 your first crushes 🤭

My teenage nostalgia:

[pomeranian2]

[midiport]

[super-slurpees]

[death-by-lulz]

Excuse me?

[nicoldemort]

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[withth3sharks]

They’re pointing at antartica

[faffingaroundhere]

This comment got me howling

[mariolucario493]

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

[meanplastic]

[habsforever]

[myfangirlisraeging]

To add to this:

[hockeylvr42]

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

[hockeylvr42]

THE TRILOGY

[leviathan-supersystem]

COMMUNISMKILLS CAME INTO THE GROCERY STOR I WORK AT LMAO

was it like encountering a cryptid

[communismkills]

This never happened. I don’t even live in your state.

[hatever]

… Its an anonymous message…

[communismkills]

I order my food online.

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh

[litreader-deactivated20190429]

Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes

[mistandsundews]

speak not of rare pepes when you can have

pepe pig