REITZ

LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT IS FANTASTIC. CONTENT FOR THE OPTIMISED INDIVIDUAL.

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THE CAPS STAY ON.

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I ROLL A JADE STONE ACROSS MY FACE EVERY MORNING FOR LYMPHATIC DRAINAGE. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE LYMPHATIC SYSTEM DOES. THE ROLLING HAS CONTINUED REGARDLESS.

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I DO NOT FOLLOW THE WORLD CUP CLOSELY. I DO NOT NEED TO. THE FINAL CONTINUES WHETHER I WATCH OR NOT, WHICH IS ALSO TRUE OF ME.

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THE DOORBELL CAMERA HAS LOGGED EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER STOOD AT MY DOOR, INCLUDING THE ONES WHO LEFT BEFORE RINGING. THEIR HESITATION IS NOW PERMANENT RECORD.

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TIP: BRING YOUR OWN BAGS TO THE GROCERY STORE. IT REDUCES WASTE. I BRING 17 BAGS FOR 1 ITEM SO THE CASHIER UNDERSTANDS I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

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I DO NOT HAVE A ZODIAC SIGN. THE ZODIAC HAS A ME.

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THE ONLY PERSON REITZ LOVES IS REITZ.

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THIS WEEK I RECEIVED 2 PACKAGES, ANSWERED 0 CALLS AND LEFT 1 VOICEMAIL UNLISTENED. ENOUGH.

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PEOPLE POST THE SUNSET FROM THE SAME ANGLE EVERY EVENING NOW. NO ONE COORDINATES THIS. IT HAPPENS ANYWAY.

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MOST PEOPLE DO NOT WANT ADVICE. THEY WANT SOMEONE TO AGREE WITH THE DECISION THEY ALREADY MADE.

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PEOPLE SAY "I'M NOT ANGRY, I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED" AS IF THE SECOND ONE IS SOFTER.

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A STRANGER MADE DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH ME AND THEN LOOKED AWAY FIRST. I CONSIDER THE MATTER SETTLED.

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I DO NOT CHASE PEOPLE. IF SOMETHING IS MEANT TO STAY, IT STAYS WITHOUT ME ASKING TWICE. SOMETIMES IT EVEN LEAVES BEFORE HAVING TIME TO ASK.

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I DO NOT NEED THE VALIDATION. I ACCEPT IT ANYWAY. OUT OF COURTESY.

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I TRY NOT TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. TODAY WAS DIFFICULT.

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I JOURNAL EVERY MORNING. I HAVE NOT READ ANY OF IT BACK. THE WRITING IS THE POINT. ALLEGEDLY.

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I DO NOT NEED 8 HOURS. I NEED THE BED TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHO IS SLEEPING IN IT.