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The greatest ending in film history
My Favorite Things About Star Trek (TOS)
-all the ways they avoided saying “sex” -eyebrows -cats turned into sexy ladies on two separate occasions -the ensign that Chekov was hitting on in “The Apple” that beat the shit out of two grown men -Uhura -“how many times can we reuse this set before they notice?” -“how many times can we reuse this actor before they notice?” -the spray painted pipes glued to plywood, glued to the walls to make them look more legit -all aliens wear go-go boots -“lieutenant please call all the ship’s most important personnel for beam down to this hostile planet” -everyone else has like an actual shirt under their uniform but Kirks just got a little black collar sewn into his uniform so that when it gets ripped we get to see his chest -every ship had its own insignia and this is never mentioned in any of the other series (not even Enterprise as far as I know) -all the other captains are assholes, all of them -“Fear not fair maiden!”, “Sorry neither.” -the prime directive is more a suggestion than a rule
your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!
or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice
Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?
Capitalism demands profit over art
The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die.
The absolute whirlwind of a Word this post just gave me
My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.
im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant
Batman
there’s no need to feel down
I said, Batman
Go and beat up that clown
why does no one worship the moon anymore? feel like thats a mistake. its pretty big i think. bigger than all of us.
Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like “oh, loki, it’s gotta be”
“we told him one of the lesser colonies began a revolution and declared independence and all he did was drink an entire glass of wine and say ‘good for them’ and then he wrote another play”
is this what growing up is like
me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!
me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES
In the same vein:
Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?
Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!
Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:
Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?
Me at 7: Right!
Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!
Me at 28:
You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
This is so true
Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!
Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested
Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter
This, a thousand times this.
Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson in Carpool Karaoke: The Series
What?
Accurate