Do you even optimize?

SEO tips and information sprinkled in with a lot of sarcasm and frustration.

[justseothings]

A client disputes a line item on their invoice, arguing they already had a sitemap.

Their sitemap had a link back to the "free" generator they used.

Oh god my sides.

[justseothings]

My site doesn't have any meta keywords!

Meta keywords are pretty much phased out and are used only by functions that are designed to display them for whatever ridiculous reason.

Focus on descriptive title tags and compelling ad copy in your description, keeping them within their limits.

[justseothings]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Googlebot likes robots, not dinosaurs. There's no dinosaurs.txt, idiot.