The Queen of Procrastination

procrastination perfectionist, stressed and a mess, trying to get better

[niidsch]

GOAT (2026), dir. Tyree Dillihay

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

[parisgellrs]

[buffycaps]

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[justsimplyobsessed]

IT’S JUNE!!!!!!!

S6E1: Jail. Immediately jail for the director - I will be skipping the first 6 minutes of this episode in the rewatch for sure. What is that on Lance’s face? I knew she was wearing a Burberry trench coat! OMG ANGELA!!!! Oh my hodgela loving heart - that smile!!!! They are the superior ship sorry! Wait this is the first ep without Janet Lin as story editor 😢

S6E2: oooooooooh this is gonna hurt. Thank god lance shaved. Conspiracy Hodgins! This is a funny Clark episode.

S6E3: was that necessary? 🤨 also still no scars ok. Ok moving on, the prop team outdid themselves with this body. What did they do to Brennan this season 😢? But Fisher is a shining light this episode! Cam being so excited for Angela is so heartwarming. Ooomph that last shot… our poor girl.

S6E4: recognized Greg cipes voice immediately. Another car ad. There is such joy in this episode, the bill nye parody character is quite fun! Angela Brennan sisterhood forever 🥹 Caroline is so good in this episode, I’m just praising the whole team this season.

[justsimplyobsessed]

S6E5: Arastoo should get paid more, Kelly Staples as a cranky ballerina is hilarious. I can’t believe Hannah just straight up demanded Bren’s sunglasses? Like huh?

S6E6: old man Booth how you doing - sfx went crazy there. Glad they had that conversation with Cam and Angela cause we gloss over the harm of the relics often. Oh Daisy… what are we gonna do with you. Microsoft sponsorship cause that phone is so clunky

S6E7: the mentalist spoiled this episode for me, the wonka parody was funny. Did not love Vincent’s fun facts this episode, don’t know why. The college application is going to backfire so hard for Cam.

S6E8: it’s difficult to hate Hannah tbh cause like she’s not jealous at all and she genuinely likes Brennan and wants to be friends. One of the best sets of bones the show has made. Daisy and Sweets are becoming kinda toxic - it’s a psych eval but love that she and Brennan have the same answer for favorite color, even though Brennan answered green and Daisy’s is red and yes I did check the nanometer chart.

[justsimplyobsessed]

S6E9: I loved this episode, it’s so painful but it’s so good when they deviate from the formula. I cried at the end of the episode. Micah is great, don’t think we see him again though

S6E10: WRITTEN BY JANET LIN! I hate that there were so many stereotypes of Chinese people but hearing Brennan speak mandarin!!!!! Was such a fangirl moment for me.

S6E11: directed by 😒 hm ok that wasn’t deserved - solid episode but we’re (I am) entering seeley booth hating territory - we meet Broadsky - Lance Sweets how could they do this to you

S6E12: cocky belt buckle has been missing for three episodes now - a character choice??? - didn’t think they would tackle polygamy - wow that car ad was so not hidden at all.

S6E13: ohhhh burn! You go sweets. I couldn’t care less about the case today but loved Fisher’s alternative solutions for his depression. Angela solved this one! He just doesn’t listen, “you just weren’t listening” he doesn’t even end it, yikes! It’s all in the words “I want you to be my wife” UGH GROSS

S6E14: Hodgela proving once again they are the best ship. Cam deserves to get spoiled rotten. Eugene Byrd must have so much fun playing Clark. The guns at the end have aged so poorly. Like uhhhhh should they have this much delight? also proper protection please Booth.

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[mikkeneko]

planning my fic in a normal way. 1) what incredibly indulgent scene do I want to write next? 2) what connective tissue do I have to set up between indulgent scenes to get us there?

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[thelaurenshippen]

they're saying you actually need to open the document and write words in order to have something written...pls someone tell me that isn't true

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[justsimplyobsessed]

Silly little brain mush I need to get out under the cut

Finishing Buffy season 1 before I watch Bones 6x09 so I can actually enjoy it instead of hating his stupid face. But it’s so trippy watching these shows simultaneously cause it’s him but also not him. You know?

Also going back to Season 1 Bones and I can see Angel in Booth (cause irl it was like a gap of a year maybe) but not in Season 6 (for obvious reasons) but like the line blurs in season 1 and it’s evaporated by season 5 I’d say.

I hope this makes sense, If not it doesn’t really matter anyways

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lolmanthecat]

The haiku bot brought me the employment jelly. The job slime. The work ooze.

I dutifully reblog.

[hellodragonkit]

I hope Employment Jelly can help me. I am filling out applications and handing out resume's but no harm in hoping that this might help.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[justsimplyobsessed]

IT’S JUNE!!!!!!!

S6E1: Jail. Immediately jail for the director - I will be skipping the first 6 minutes of this episode in the rewatch for sure. What is that on Lance’s face? I knew she was wearing a Burberry trench coat! OMG ANGELA!!!! Oh my hodgela loving heart - that smile!!!! They are the superior ship sorry! Wait this is the first ep without Janet Lin as story editor 😢

S6E2: oooooooooh this is gonna hurt. Thank god lance shaved. Conspiracy Hodgins! This is a funny Clark episode.

S6E3: was that necessary? 🤨 also still no scars ok. Ok moving on, the prop team outdid themselves with this body. What did they do to Brennan this season 😢? But Fisher is a shining light this episode! Cam being so excited for Angela is so heartwarming. Ooomph that last shot… our poor girl.

S6E4: recognized Greg cipes voice immediately. Another car ad. There is such joy in this episode, the bill nye parody character is quite fun! Angela Brennan sisterhood forever 🥹 Caroline is so good in this episode, I’m just praising the whole team this season.

[justsimplyobsessed]

S6E5: Arastoo should get paid more, Kelly Staples as a cranky ballerina is hilarious. I can’t believe Hannah just straight up demanded Bren’s sunglasses? Like huh?

S6E6: old man Booth how you doing - sfx went crazy there. Glad they had that conversation with Cam and Angela cause we gloss over the harm of the relics often. Oh Daisy… what are we gonna do with you. Microsoft sponsorship cause that phone is so clunky

S6E7: the mentalist spoiled this episode for me, the wonka parody was funny. Did not love Vincent’s fun facts this episode, don’t know why. The college application is going to backfire so hard for Cam.

S6E8: it’s difficult to hate Hannah tbh cause like she’s not jealous at all and she genuinely likes Brennan and wants to be friends. One of the best sets of bones the show has made. Daisy and Sweets are becoming kinda toxic - it’s a psych eval but love that she and Brennan have the same answer for favorite color, even though Brennan answered green and Daisy’s is red and yes I did check the nanometer chart.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]