"You weren't supposed to know that part!!"

[justsomehunkofmetal]

Hi, I'm Serial Designation N!

Hello, uh, what were you guys again??? Oh right humans!

So, Uzi gave me a phone and taught me how to use it, I'm cool now!

Anyways, she said I can use this to communicate to you all, and you can all ask me questions, neat huh......? I'm so non-humorous-

Oh yeah, my Uzi wanted me to make up some rules for you guys. So here:

If I say huh like 4 times, please don't give up on me I'm trying my hardest 😭

Hurt me I hurt you back, hurt my friends I hurt you harder.

Alright anyways, N luvs you I'll be here if you need anything...

- DNI IF... -

You're gonna spam my inbox...

If you don't like my blog or responses...

If you are a genuine freak...

And if you don't like md cause I can NOT hang with you. [jk]

| Asks that are not allowed:

Asks that force me to do something

Asks that are hateful

Asks that are freaky

Asks that hate on Uzi or V

| Asks that are allowed:

OC info asks

Asks relating with your ocs

Asks relating with other characters from MD

Random life asks

Adoption asks

Reverse adoption asks

Fighting asks

Random scenario asks

Etc.

BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! <3

[justsomehunkofmetal]

Darcy : dad you can’t take revenge on everyone who’s hurt me in past

And why can't i?? Sounds like a perfectly great idea. And, you guys love eating their corpses. I mean, most of you do. Especially Uzi.

[justsomehunkofmetal]

Question:

Do you love golden retrievers more than Uzi?

If so, would you adopt one with ZERO hesitation? 😂

Do i love them more than Uzi is a greeaatt question...a great one indeed...hmm... this seems like quite the predicament - otherwise known as conundrum - you have placed me in anon. Wife happy, life happy or Golden retrieverrrsss???? Ill have to construct some very condescending thought processes to figure this one out...

Hmmmmmmmm...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hm...

Yeah Uzi all the way.

[justsomehunkofmetal]

Anon that threw Darcy : why are you trying to attack me ?

BITCH. YOU THREW MY DAUGHTER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?

[justsomehunkofmetal]

*hands you a cookie with a poorly drawn golden retriever on it*

I shall cherish this cookie until the day I die, maybe even more than my wife.

[justsomehunkofmetal]

Throws your daughter Darcy at you

[Catches her, places her down, pats her head, and then flies at you at 60000000000000000 miles per millisecond]

[justsomehunkofmetal]

N, I find you very adorable and wish to pamper you with all of your favorite things

Oh! Uh...ok! You have permission to! As long as it's nothing affectionate, or else my girlfriend would literally come to your house and murder you!

[justsomehunkofmetal]

N+Ms! How's it hangin' dude?

@justachillguythad

[N notices the voice and stands up completely, he turns around with oil smeared on either side of his face]

Oh! Hey there Thad! Just killing some strays for my children and Uzi! Heard this guy had extra nutrients for some reason, want some!?

[N said eagerly, holding out one of the limbs]

[justachillguythad]

Oh, uh, no thanks dude, but I appreciate the offer?

*He rubs the back of his neck.*

How is it with all the kids running around?

[justsomehunkofmetal]

[N just shrugs and stores the limb]

Oh it's wonderful! They're all so cute! If I remember correctly, two of them were humans Me and Uzi adopted and the others weren't. But they're still adorable! Especially that one time when Raye was squirming in my hold after he talked back to Uzi for the first time! It was funny!

[raye-nuz-doorman]

BITE ME DAD YOU BISCUIT EATER! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY!

[justsomehunkofmetal]

I think the belt would disagree kiddo!

[justsomehunkofmetal]

N+Ms! How's it hangin' dude?

@justachillguythad

[N notices the voice and stands up completely, he turns around with oil smeared on either side of his face]

Oh! Hey there Thad! Just killing some strays for my children and Uzi! Heard this guy had extra nutrients for some reason, want some!?

[N said eagerly, holding out one of the limbs]

[justachillguythad]

Oh, uh, no thanks dude, but I appreciate the offer?

*He rubs the back of his neck.*

How is it with all the kids running around?

[justsomehunkofmetal]

[N just shrugs and stores the limb]

Oh it's wonderful! They're all so cute! If I remember correctly, two of them were humans Me and Uzi adopted and the others weren't. But they're still adorable! Especially that one time when Raye was squirming in my hold after he talked back to Uzi for the first time! It was funny!

[justsomehunkofmetal]

N+Ms! How's it hangin' dude?

@justachillguythad

[N notices the voice and stands up completely, he turns around with oil smeared on either side of his face]

Oh! Hey there Thad! Just killing some strays for my children and Uzi! Heard this guy had extra nutrients for some reason, want some!?

[N said eagerly, holding out one of the limbs]

[justsomehunkofmetal]

I- HUH?! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME FOR IT!! I CAN CHANGE MYSELF IF YOU WANT ME TO!! WOULD YOU PREFER THAT!??

(Ooc: why would you say that you have him overreacting this is all your fault >:[ )

[zombiebotgirlorwhatever]

your child has run away. I have them. All of your 15 children :3

First off, my husband will off you. Second, why did you count how many children I have? What kind of pedophile are you??

[Tryna strike a chord but it's probably a MINOOOOOOOIOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR-]

[justsomehunkofmetal]

'Holding all of his children somehow'

It's alright! I already killed them off! And I even killed off the person who kidnapped them- who we're also eating for dinner!

[justsomehunkofmetal]

how many children do you have? Specifically?

Do you even COUNT how many??? 😭

No, I just like having children :3

[justsomehunkofmetal]

BRUH I WILL FRICKING K!LL THAT LAST ANON IF WHAT IT MEANS BY LITERALLY UNALIVED ONE OF YOUR KIDS!

GIMME UZI’S GUN I WILL K!LL THAT SERIAL K!LLED >:(((!!!!

Oh that guy? He was already crucified and is getting fed to the sentinals lol XD

[justsomehunkofmetal]

*Holds up one particular child of yours and Uzi’s*

I found them this way :) *bloody af arms and hands*

*Skedaddles away while holding the freaking corpse*

You have a child dead NOW! :)

[Random Chase theme starts playing]

[justsomehunkofmetal]

BOI YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN GET RID OF SOME OF THEM!!!

If you don’t I will :)

YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY CHILDREN OR I PERSONALLY WILL RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES ONE BY ONE AS IF THEY ARE RAMEN.

[justsomehunkofmetal]

{@forgivemeomycyns snt msg}

Apologies. I took it rather hard when ye said I was "unsettling", brother.

All sorted. Processed.

Ye said ye liked having me around so I'll assume it was just the old-me ye meant was unsettling.

Took me by surprise, is all. That was me at me most innocent. BUT as a psychologist, I understand the use of the gif was traumatic. Triggering memories. I will, in the future, try to remember not to use such moving files on your posts.

Your son informs me ye have a daughter as well but he fails to deliver her name. It is not a mystery I have the time te solve, luv. Then again, @ask-raye-doorman does have a tendency to tell stories I can not substantiate. If ye have no idea, pay me no heed, dear bruvver.

But if ye know the name, I am curious.

-Dr. Cynthia

{hii'mN:3 replied}

Oh, I'm reeeeaalllyyyy sorry! I didn't mean to offend you or make you feel like that. But thank you for that. Not doing that again, I mean. And Raye is just really talkative, don't mind 'em.