[lobtwo]

It's gonna get sticky

[lobtwo]

And you get a web and you get a web

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[candyredterezii]

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

[candyredterezii]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Peter tries to shoot a web at a water creature which results in nothing happening, indicating Peter is stupid

[hon-ei]

bakugou, after fighting alongside kirishima one (1) time:

[in-sumerian-haze]

[teyrrorize]

[catsi]

i wanna go see detective pikachu this week but also our local theater has a mouse problem and i know friends who’ve legitimately seen mice climbing the theater walls and sitting on the sound boxes during shows and the thought of that makes me want to die

[catsi]

[mimikyufriend-moved]

detective pikachu said gay rights!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[tomhollandnet]

soft baby (✿◠‿◠)

[sonypraystation]

if it ends up being biden v trump we gotta start burnin shit down

[rodrickheffeley]

She cut her hair for the gays

[tainari]

𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬!

[tainari]

Kirishima Eijirou ✰ Two Heroes

[bi-astolfo]

Comics Peter Parker: Wears his mask even in deep space to protect his identity because you never know.

MCU Peter Parker: Literally cannot keep it on, gives his name to complete strangers, probably about as good at keeping a secret as Tom Holland.

[tainari]

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