Feo, Fuerte y Formal

[Turing Test Study Guide] | 28 | he/him | Just Some Bi Guy

[toskarinfr]

[ferricsailor]

she is ILLEGAL!!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[normal-horoscopes]

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

[normal-horoscopes]

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

[lakemojave]

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

[lakemojave]

He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."

The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

[nyanbinyuri]

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

[laliluleho]

Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.

Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”

Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”

Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”

[preludeinz]

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

[bi-astolfo]

Technically the first bisexual video game character is Deirdre from Moonmist. There were a bunch of others that predate MGS2 but I think it is correct to say that they were the first to explicitly use the term bisexual.

[chaoslose]

Memories

[innerchildabortionclinic]

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bi-astolfo]

Who had the worse childhood?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Meg Griffin

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[bi-astolfo]

Had trouble making a character I liked until I made him look older. Definitely looks good now. The young look just wasn’t doing it this time so I went for a sort of Joel from the Last of Us vibe.

Oh well, guess it’s time for this dilf to get his polycule of 20-ish year olds.

[kenway]

these 2 posts are essential ato texts to me like i can't think about hoshi/haruka without remembering them

[animepopheart]

★ 【Khyle.】 「 "What u doin bestie?" 」  ✔ republished w/permission  ☆ follow our YT interview show! 

[bi-astolfo]

Need a Death Battle between Joseph Joestar and Kenshiro. Not only would it be a great match but I need the specific interaction that is:

Kenshiro: *attacks Jojo*

Jojo: Next you’ll say “You’re already dead!”

Kenshiro: You’re already dea—!!

Or something like that. Then Kenshiro’s arm would explode ’cause Jojo secretly charged his bandages with hamon during the attack.

[sopranosaesthetic]

[bi-astolfo]

I feel like putting Supergirl in her depressed era was an odd choice for her first appearance. Would have been better if we’d gotten to know her before this time. Still, it was a pretty good run in the comics and a good Krypto story so it makes sense.

[animepopheart]

★ 【㎡】 「 ジョジョの奇妙な冒険の空条承太郎です 」  ✔ republished w/permission  ☆ follow our YT interview show! 

[ozempicofficial]

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair