Just Talking to Myself

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I hate jaywalkers so much. Why should I have to carry guilt for the rest of my life for your poor choices? Use a crosswalk.

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Whoever has this car at my university: are you single? Because Hello~

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'Member when Southpark made everyone gay? I ‘Member!

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Shoutout to those who get irritated when traffic lights/car blinkers don’t sync to the beat of the music you’re listening to. By .001s

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Turning things off and on again is ALWAYS the solution.

Computer trouble? Try turning it off and on again.

Car battery issues? Try turning it off and on again.

Guy trouble? Try turning it off and on again.

Works every time.

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I feel like the designers in this week’s project runway should have put on some safety equipment before trying to get those materials.

Looked like a few of them were about to be strangled or featured on an S&M magazine cover for a minute there haha

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I love orange juice. That’s not a funky euphemism. I legitimately LOVE OJ. 

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 I enjoy thinking of tags to write more than the post. 

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I had thought of something clever here, but now I can’t remember because I forgot to write it down. 

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I want to go to the park every day. South Park. I mean I want to watch South Park everyday and be a couch potato.

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Drugs are bad mmmmkay

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The Bizarre Sculptures of Matthew Levin

Matthew Levin moved to Los Angeles in 2008 to work as a digital sculptor. A year later, he happened upon a box of super sculpey and a love affair began. Since then, his work has been shown on TV’s “NCIS”, displayed in numerous galleries, and commissioned by Guillermo del Toro, among others.

“Mr Levin’s portraiture is both quirky and mesmerizing. Each of his little sculptural sketches becomes a three-dimensional snapshot of the bizarre. Just as the eyes in a classical portrait are meant to “follow” you through the room, so will these disquieting Homunculi.“ - Guillermo del Toro (Source)

[sixpenceee]

I knew this was coming

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[glowysweetfab]

😂😂😂

[justtalking2myself]

Tom Felton was and is adorable. I watched his recent wee special about super fans where he was trying to understand their mentality and it was really enjoyable and relatable. Keep being you, you handsome man.

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I discovered fashion nova recently and I love having clothes that actually fit my waist. 10/10 spent waaayyyy too much money on there, despite restricting myself just to what was on sale. God I love it so much.

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Mense madness

I can't help but wonder if men who think periods are voluntary think women can control the shedding of their uterine lining like snakes molting their skin. Like women can shed on command each month by screaming at their uterus.

PSA: neither is voluntary.

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Some nights I really wonder why I'm still awake, as the clock ticks closer to the hour I have to "wake up."

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I was reading this story and 16 chapters in I'm hooked, but really want to know who the male lead is and how it ends so I skip to chapter 2039.

It was a tragedy. Just. Words cannot describe how messed up this was.

If I'm going to invest myself into 2000+ chapters and fall in love with the female lead, the story better end with her at a cabana somewhere, drink in hand, with her progeny and hubby treating her like a goddess, none of this "you were my darkness she was my light I choose her despite her betrayal" shit. Homie don't play THAT game. Uh-uh.

Masochism is not my fetish bro.