Fuck Yeah

All you need to know is that I'm much cooler online than irl ✌️

[gabowook]

Late night conversations for the sleepless

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[sailorfggot-deactivated20230801]

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Experimenting with Headphones (2024) by Nicole McLaughlin

[caitmayart]

I binged the first two seasons of #Drawtectives by @DrawfeeShow in preparation and hype for season 3!!

So excited to see more of these dorks - especially our communal son ♥ If you haven't watched it, check out Drawtectives!!

[ghostbird-art]

Sleepover Gothic

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[gigabats]

[undeadentropy]

Time to get spoopy

[porcupine-girl]

[softmascii]

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[kittwalker]

I used to do the 5 things you see, 4 things you hear etc with my daughter when she was spiralling, but it had a low success rate. Just didn't engage her brain, was too easy to just list shit things that made her feel shit.

I had to get creative.

Now we do shit like:

5 things you can see that you could easily steal without being noticed

4 things you think might be sticky if you licked them

3 things that you could fit in your mouth at once

2 inanimate objects that in another dimension, might fall in love

1 thing you can see that isn't made of cheese, but would be better if was

Obviously not those ones every time, I gotta keep mixing things up, else she doesn't have to really focus. Your mileage may vary, but it mostly works for us.

[frank--enstein]

[biff-donderglutes]

yo same

[pileofknives]

it do be like that though

[ronchronchronch]

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love three year olds because they’ll never say it to your face but it’s clear in every fibre of their being that they’re certain that their communications skills are perfect, and any adults who can’t understand what they want are just a little bit stupid.

[psikonauti]

Lydia Blakeley (British, b. 1980)

I hope this email finds you well ,2021

Oil on linen

[memewhore]

[ashbelero]

Do the kids even know Franz Ferdinand anymore?

[0-miles-away]

....theres a band named Franz Ferdinand?

[ashbelero]

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[bestintheparsec]

#bonk   #oof   #yeet