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@justverdict
i can see it in your face, you’ve been waiting to break since you woke up this morning. mr. blue , don’t hold your head so low that you can’t see the sky. mr. blue , it ain’t so long since you were flying high.
independent, private rp blog for PHOENIX WRIGHT of capcom’s ace attorney. defended by felix since 2011. canon - compliant to dual destinies. 18+ only.
i can see it in your face, you’ve been waiting to break since you woke up this morning. mr. blue , don’t hold your head so low that you can’t see the sky. mr. blue , it ain’t so long since you were flying high.
independent, private rp blog for PHOENIX WRIGHT of capcom’s ace attorney. defended by felix since 2011. canon - compliant to dual destinies. 18+ only.
i can see it in your face, you’ve been waiting to break since you woke up this morning. mr. blue , don’t hold your head so low that you can’t see the sky. mr. blue , it ain’t so long since you were flying high.
independent, private rp blog for PHOENIX WRIGHT of capcom’s ace attorney. defended by felix since 2011. canon - compliant to dual destinies. 18+ only.
HOLD IT ! it is , once again , FELIX , wri(gh)ting PHOENIX WRIGHT , of capcom’s ACE ATTORNEY , previously justverdict. i have over a decade of experience writing our favorite wacky attorney, and i’m so excited to write with new people !! feel free to give this a ❤ & ↻ , and i’ll check you out !! crossover / original character / multimuse friendly, and VERY FIRMLY TEAM STEP - LADDER. i’ll see you in court !! TAKE THAT !
HOLD IT ! it is , once again , FELIX , wri(gh)ting PHOENIX WRIGHT , of capcom’s ACE ATTORNEY , previously justverdict. i have over a decade of experience writing our favorite wacky attorney, and i’m so excited to write with new people !! feel free to give this a ❤ & ↻ , and i’ll check you out !! crossover / original character / multimuse friendly, and VERY FIRMLY TEAM STEP - LADDER. i’ll see you in court !! TAKE THAT !
if someone sends me an ask tonight i promise i will actually do some writing on this blog today/tomorrow
i thought i needed a night’s sleep. turns out it was more than that.
pri. sel. exc. multimuse. imagined by felix. featuring characters from borderlands, ace attorney, fire emblem : three houses, film / theatre / tv / games / and more ! 18+ only, low - activity. template.
this is a social experiment reblog this if u were rping on tumblr before 2016
some new verses for nick!
verse. ✧ ჻ → the end justifies the means.
breaking bad. wip !
verse. ✧ ჻ → each battle is a chance to grow.
fire emblem : three houses.
i have a problem in that i will almost never write nick as a prosecutor. ( i feel like making him a prosecutor kind of really takes a lot away from phoenix’s development and kind of detracts from character. ) but god do i love a phoenix with skewed morals . i love the idea of nick as a corrupt defense attorney . not in his canon, but in aus? verses where phoenix is trying desperately to cling to his nobility and honesty but either just gives in or gives up and . is just . not a good guy.
ilyt felix xxx
✰ BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ only strippers shave above the knee. ’ ‘ your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it. ’ ‘ i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman. ’ ‘ time for the charm bomb to explode. ’ ‘ i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. ’ ‘ i’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship. ’ ‘ just when i think i’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. ’ ‘ that’s lipgloss? i thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken. ’ ‘ is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once? ’ ‘ oh, it’s okay. i guess i wasn’t meant to have a good life. ’ ‘ if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. ’ ‘ if you need me i’ll be down here on the floor dying. ’ ‘ here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random, but they’re my phone number. ’ ‘ if he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, i’m going for that. ’ ‘ if we see any mermaids, i’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. ’ ‘ hey, jennifer slowpez! get out of the way! ’ ‘ do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? ’ ‘ i’m just a little tired. also, i might be a pimp. ’ ‘ i think i have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom. ’ ‘ our gang is called the broken glass kids. we’ll cut you. ’ ‘ i want that on my tombstone. seriously. i do. ’ ‘ i’ve eaten nine birthday cakes and i still feel empty. ’ ‘ camera, take the day off. i added ten pounds to myself! ’ ‘ i don’t get drunk. i just have fun. ’ ‘ mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun. ’ ‘ i don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm. ’ ‘ you’re my family and i love you, but you’re terrible. ’ ‘ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ’ ‘ i am not drunk! i’ve only had half of four bottles of wine! ’ ‘ sorry, i’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon. ’ ‘ i just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face. ’ ‘ yeah, she’s pubing out real bad. ’ ‘ quiet dignity? have you met us?! ’ ‘ why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies. ’ ‘ i hope they’re using protection because i am not taking care of that baby. ’ ‘ clean up, aisle ‘my panties’. ’ ‘ i didn’t know our country was bi. good for us. ’ ‘ i’ve seen your life and i’m not impressed. ’ ‘ let’s see your ‘everything is okay’ face. ’ ‘ it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants. ’ ‘ when i shut my eyes and cover my ears, i feel like i could maybe spend the rest of my life with her. ’ ‘ it smells… exotic, like ranch dressing. ’ ‘ it’s rated ‘r’ for ‘really boozy’, starring me. ’ ‘ gee, even your testicles are failures. ’ ‘ aw, i gave it a shot. time to give up. ’ ‘ well, i’m glad you’re excited, because i am going to kill myself. ’ ‘ kids are horrible. why do we keep making them? ’ ‘ oh my god, i don’t know. go to sleep. ’ ‘ admit it, you look up to me! ’ ‘ i’m the alpha turkey. ’ ‘ i deserve this. i’ve been coasting. ’ ‘ i changed my mind about having kids. i’m gonna have one and feed it to that bear ‘cause i love him so much. ’ ‘ love you, cutie pie. sorry. i’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’. ’ ‘ you’re my angel… dust. sorry. that’s a drug. ’ ‘ uh, you’re kind of exaggerating. ’ ‘ i’m exaggerating?! that is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever. ’ ‘ is that a euphemism for his ding dong? ’ ‘ you’re a couple of sluts! ’ ‘ what is this feeling i’m feeling right now? it’s like i’m sad for another person? is that a thing!? am i going crazy?! ’ ‘ i made this friendship bracelet for you. ’ ‘ why would you head-butt me?! ’ ‘ i was gonna punch you, but i’m holding wine. ’ ‘ the sign says ‘no running’ and you’re running your mouth. ’ ‘ my cat was right about you! ’ ‘ why do men have to ruin everything? ’ ‘ gotta keep the players happy. flirt a little, wink a little. ’ ‘ last year for halloween, i was a mummy. this year, i’m a mommy mummy. i’m single, i’m working two jobs, and i’m just trying to get back out there. ’ ‘ are you drunk enough to be any fun yet? ’ ‘ put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it. ’ ‘ a world without me is not a world i want to live in. ’ ‘ oh my god. i never noticed how annoying you are. ’ ‘ you’re the baddest girl in detention. ’ ‘ summer is awful. there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself. ’ ‘ i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. i’ll pay attention to myself. ’ ‘ hey, you don’t wanna mess with her. she’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years. ’ ‘ i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life. but besides that, i’m good. ’ ‘ i’ll stay here cause it sounds like where you’re going is outside. ’ ‘ i’m gonna drink. a lot. ’ ‘ you can’t hurt me. i’m already dead. ’
give nick a boyfriend
GUESS NICK IS GETTINFG A BREAKING BAD CANON VERSE .
@lovehurried said : “It’s downtown. If you have underwear on, you’re overdressed.”
A grimace makes its way across Phoenix’s face involuntarily, as hands reach up to tug on the bottom hem of his vest. In the earlier stages of his law career, he’d been known to swap the classic blue suit for a sweater over a button down and slacks, but that’s not something he’s been all too keen on lately. Some may (accurately) call it laziness, but Phoenix is more inclined to defend it as his personal matured taste.
“So . . .” He’s clearly stalling verbally while his mouth catches up with what his mind is thinking. ( Am I going to stand out too much? Should I have dug the toque back out? Am I going to make Midge look worse? ) There’s plenty of concerns that her flippant comment raises in the attorney’s mind, but he can’t quite work out how much is genuine and rational and how much is his anxiety flaring up and pulling him down with it. “Too much?” he asks, again tug.
In his defense, there’s a very little difference between what he’d wear to court, or elsewhere. It’s a perfectly typical outfit for the lawyer: his powder blue vest, locket tucked away in his pocket. pink tie tucked in, and crisp white shirt underneath. It’s a miracle he had the energy to actually iron it before he’d left the office today. To make his usual get up look more casual, he’s ditched the jacket, and let a few more strands of hair flyaway. “Didn’t know how similar this place was to the one my daughter plays at. Figured it was better safe than sorry, right?” Beat. “I haven’t seen a comedy act in a while. Outside of what I get in court, I mean. I’m kind of — I dunno, excited?”
under the cut is what i’m assuming for nick’s primary 3h canon.
as i’ve mentioned before, nick was born into a family of farmers. he was close friends with lawrence + miles when he was younger. the three were commoners, though miles would’ve been adopted into the von karma family, making him a noble, and moving to the empire. nick would’ve been saved by a knight as a teenager ( i would suppose that the fey clan here would’ve been a line of major crest-bearers, definitely hereditary?? also probably from the alliance?? ), and decided that he would’ve become a knight. [ the last bit can be changed, but he’s definitely influenced by a knight in some sort of capacity, leading him to decide to enlist in the officers academy [ phoenix would’ve studied incredibly hard + his entire village would’ve saved to send him to the officer’s academy. he would be a blue lion, from the kingdom. larry would’ve been a golden deer, being from the alliance, but i don’t think it would be a stretch to assume that he would be very easily persuaded to join the blue lions or black eagles if recruited. phoenix excels in both reason and faith, as well as riding. his weaknesses are axe, and heavy armor. his budding talent is with a bow. he is incredibly skilled with magic, but lacks very little interest in both applying himself in such, instead choosing to veer into the realm of an archer. his class progression moves such as: commoner > monk > archer* > sniper > bow knight. ( * when he decides to stray from the magic path. he still much prefers archery to magic, but is skilled at both. )
iamyourhost.
STARTER CALL • @justverdict
It isn’t often that he’s behind the bar, these days, but they’re a bartender down and it isn’t as though he doesn’t have the experience; better an overqualified owner-turned-bartender mixing drinks than them being short a pair of hands, at the end of the day.
He’s making idle conversation with a regular when he notices the unfamiliar man slip into a recently vacated stool, and excuses himself from the conversation to move down the bar towards him.
“What would you like?”
“Red wine?” He’s easy to please. He’s not nearly as picky as his friends may be. If it’s got alcohol in it, the brand or age or quality couldn’t matter less to him. Hell, the color doesn’t matter in the least, it’s just a habit (ooh, poor wording, isn’t that.) to him.
“Sorry, hi, how’s your night?” he asks, apologizing for his lack of friendliness. “I usually try to at least be somewhat polite.”
