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i honestly don’t have any excuses other than having a big writer’s block. i really don’t know why i’m having a HARD time writing and i’m so sorry for keeping you all waiting. i’m trying to figure out what to do but for now, i’m not gonna push it; it’ll come to me, i just know it. if any of you, instead, would like to roleplay w/ me via d.iscord or w.ire, let me know and i’ll throw you the usernames! this is the best i could do w/o feeling the pressure from this site

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“ OH — yeah, no, of course. i’m sure your brother appreciates the extra step you’re taking for his project. ”   more like the extra step into a plastic tub, which is admittedly more amusing than kim would like to make apparent.   “ must be a pretty serious science project if you need a bin that big, huh? ”

     he hoped his brother would appreciate the gesture in a way, some day - but then again, this was him covering his own tracks with a story like this. nonetheless, a small smile warmed his lips at her inquiry, wiggling a little bit in the plastic tub to readjust his seating in there. both arms then dangled out from the sides, almost as if imagining himself in an actual hot tub. ( as a matter of fact, it sounded so good to jesse: he’ll have to see what his pals are up to today. ) “pretty damn serious. it’s probably a requirement to pass his class and get the hell out of there. he’s told me it’s an absolute nightmare with that old fucking prune.” a brief pause. “what do you think, ma’am? do you think this’ll do?”

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quarantine got extended to end of next month in my state - time to rewatch b.reaking bad & get this poor blog running!

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     “before you ask, uh, it’s for... it’s for a science project - my brother's, actually. his teacher is really up tight about what’s required and what not, you know? bitch has his thumb up his ass big time so i’m just measuring this SHIT out.” 

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                                    ‘                     don’t  you   dare   feed  me  your  bullshit.  ‘

     oh... brilliant. despite the man’s answer, the bagged sample of the “pure”, blue crystals rolled in between his fingers as jesse did not avert his gaze. ( not yet; he’s too stubborn to do so. ) “yo, listen. i get it. you may think all of this is a load of bullshit but take it from me, man. this is an absolute hit that everyone in fucking town is raving about. and well, you know... this may be your lucky day to try it. see it for yourself whether my word or anybody’s mean anything.” 

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✰  BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  only strippers shave above the knee.  ’ ‘  your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it.  ’ ‘  i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.  ’ ‘  time for the charm bomb to explode.  ’ ‘  i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.  ’ ‘  i’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship.  ’ ‘  just when i think i’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.  ’ ‘  that’s lipgloss? i thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.   ’ ‘  is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?  ’ ‘  oh, it’s okay. i guess i wasn’t meant to have a good life.  ’ ‘  if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses.  ’ ‘  if you need me i’ll be down here on the floor dying.  ’ ‘  here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random, but they’re my phone number.  ’ ‘  if he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, i’m going for that.  ’ ‘  if we see any mermaids, i’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.  ’ ‘  hey, jennifer slowpez! get out of the way!  ’ ‘  do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?  ’ ‘  i’m just a little tired. also, i might be a pimp.  ’ ‘  i think i have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.  ’ ‘  our gang is called the broken glass kids. we’ll cut you.  ’ ‘  i want that on my tombstone. seriously. i do.  ’ ‘  i’ve eaten nine birthday cakes and i still feel empty.  ’ ‘  camera, take the day off. i added ten pounds to myself!  ’ ‘  i don’t get drunk. i just have fun.  ’ ‘  mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.  ’ ‘  i don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.  ’ ‘  you’re my family and i love you, but you’re terrible.  ’ ‘  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  ’ ‘  i am not drunk! i’ve only had half of four bottles of wine!  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.  ’ ‘  i just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.  ’ ‘  yeah, she’s pubing out real bad.  ’ ‘  quiet dignity? have you met us?!  ’ ‘  why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies.  ’ ‘  i hope they’re using protection because i am not taking care of that baby.  ’ ‘  clean up, aisle ‘my panties’.  ’ ‘  i didn’t know our country was bi. good for us.  ’ ‘  i’ve seen your life and i’m not impressed.  ’ ‘  let’s see your ‘everything is okay’ face.  ’ ‘  it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.  ’ ‘  when i shut my eyes and cover my ears, i feel like i could maybe spend the rest of my life with her.  ’ ‘  it smells… exotic, like ranch dressing.  ’ ‘  it’s rated ‘r’ for ‘really boozy’, starring me.  ’ ‘  gee, even your testicles are failures.  ’ ‘  aw, i gave it a shot. time to give up.  ’ ‘  well, i’m glad you’re excited, because i am going to kill myself.  ’ ‘  kids are horrible. why do we keep making them?  ’ ‘  oh my god, i don’t know. go to sleep.  ’ ‘  admit it, you look up to me!  ’ ‘  i’m the alpha turkey.  ’ ‘  i deserve this. i’ve been coasting.  ’ ‘  i changed my mind about having kids. i’m gonna have one and feed it to that bear ‘cause i love him so much.  ’ ‘  love you, cutie pie. sorry. i’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’.  ’ ‘  you’re my angel… dust. sorry. that’s a drug.  ’ ‘  uh, you’re kind of exaggerating.  ’ ‘  i’m exaggerating?! that is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever.  ’ ‘  is that a euphemism for his ding dong?  ’ ‘  you’re a couple of sluts!  ’ ‘  what is this feeling i’m feeling right now? it’s like i’m sad for another person? is that a thing!? am i going crazy?!  ’ ‘  i made this friendship bracelet for you.  ’ ‘  why would you head-butt me?!  ’ ‘  i was gonna punch you, but i’m holding wine.  ’ ‘  the sign says ‘no running’ and you’re running your mouth.  ’ ‘  my cat was right about you!  ’ ‘  why do men have to ruin everything?  ’ ‘  gotta keep the players happy. flirt a little, wink a little.  ’ ‘  last year for halloween, i was a mummy. this year, i’m a mommy mummy. i’m single, i’m working two jobs, and i’m just trying to get back out there.  ’ ‘  are you drunk enough to be any fun yet?  ’ ‘  put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.  ’ ‘  a world without me is not a world i want to live in.  ’ ‘  oh my god. i never noticed how annoying you are.  ’ ‘  you’re the baddest girl in detention.  ’ ‘  summer is awful. there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. i’ll pay attention to myself.  ’ ‘  hey, you don’t wanna mess with her. she’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years.  ’ ‘  i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life. but besides that, i’m good.  ’ ‘  i’ll stay here cause it sounds like where you’re going is outside.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna drink. a lot.  ’ ‘  you can’t hurt me. i’m already dead.  ’

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favorite performances in tv scenes ⟶ aaron paul as jesse pinkman in breaking bad (3x13/4x01)

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