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18+ blog of gay shit. Im 18 yr old horny virgin. Im from B-more so if u from my city or wanna send me nudes kik me at dzdperiod

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 Healthy Hacks to Make Life Better [x]

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kazfinest84

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[fuzzycricket]

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

[hoetipcollections]

Blow Jobs: the Myth

I have one of the most sensitive gag reflexes of anyone I know. Seriously. I gag when I cough because it’s so sensitive. But I blow well. For example, the past two guys I’ve slept with have been unable to get off from any other BJ before mine, some previous BJs lasting over 40 minutes, and they both were popping in under two minutes. This is not to brag about my natural gifts, but to help all you girls who have felt shitty because your gag reflexes aren’t up to the task. You can do it.

1. HANDS Your hand use is everything. You only have to take them as deep as you can (for me that’s only about an inch or two past the head usually) and then work the rest. Some guys complain about this feeling more like a handjob. However, if you wet his entire dick with spit and keep your lips touching the top of your hand the whole time, then they’ll hardly know the difference.

2. TONGUE If you’re like me, sticking your tongue farther out makes the reflex worse. However, one of the quickest ways I’ve found to make guys pop is to work the underside of the head with your tongue. When you’re doing that, don’t try to go any lower that the end of the head. Switch between doing that and keeping your tongue back so you can go farther.

3.STOP BEFORE YOU GAG Even if your guy says he’s into it, don’t. Because once you gag once, it’s way easier to keep gagging, and then things go really down hill. Just go until you know you can’t anymore and then pull off and lick up and down.

4. PERINEUM AND BALLS Some guys are weird about the perineum (the area between the balls and the asshole) but if he’s cool with it, USE IT. Press gentle circles there and you may even end up stimulating the prostate from the outside. Personally, every guy I’ve slept with has not been into assplay, but if yours is, definitely use that. Also, the balls are great to play with and take in your mouth when you need a break. Be very gentle, though.

5. SWALLOWING I personally swallow but you should absolutely not feel obligated to. It’s been messing with my stomach recently so I may even have to stop. I would avoid spitting if you have a sensitive gag reflex because that can activate it more than swallowing. Otherwise just pull off so he can’t cum in your mouth. It’s not ideal but if you keep using your hand it’ll be just fine. Make sure he warns you if he is going to cum in your mouth, because surprises up the chance of gagging. Drink something acidic afterwards to help your stomach and the taste (think soda or orange juice).

6. SAYING NO AND BEING SAFE Honestly I’m really sick of seeing other hoe tips shitting on those who don’t want to do certain things. There’s nothing wrong with you if you still don’t want to. Sexual liberation is important but people setting their own boundaries is even more so. If you aren’t comfortable with something, don’t do it. Don’t be embarrassed to only like missionary vanilla sex or whatever. NEVER let anyone shame you for drawing the line with what you are okay with. Make sure he’s tested and you’re tested before you blow with out a condom. I love you and be safe 💕

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cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[tnerdbean]

But listen that’s the thing. 

We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for the 8 people you should probably have to be on the clock.  

Baby boomers grew up with stores that were adequately staffed, with workers who most likely had weeks of training for their jobs as opposed to the 1-2 shadow shift training we get now. Also those workers most likely were able to be full time if they wanted. Now retail, except for management positions, is mostly made up of part time workers, because you don’t have to give them benefits. So you have a workforce of perpetually underpaid, overwhelmed, undertrained people trying to do their best all while dealing with an entire generation of people who refuse to acknowledge that the system has changed and the average retail worker has NO control over that change and is being taken advantage of.

Like we got our customer surveys back, and almost every single one mentioned that they couldn’t find someone to help them or we needed more people on register because it was TOO SLOW, but what did management tell us instead of scheduling more people? We need to be quicker on register and call for backup if necessary. Which makes no sense because we can’t call for backup THAT ISN’T THERE.

[guiltyfandoms]

Y'all my parents haven’t worked retail since the 70s and they absolutely never believe me about the things that happen at work. I explain the schedule for next week gets hung up on the Friday before and they scoff and go “well when i worked at X they had it a month up your manager is just lazy.” No mom, its company policy to only do “two weeks” in advance. They won’t give you a full month’s scheduling in advance cause it let’s you plan for a world outside of work. Or about the hours, workload or anything. They just assume its an individual’s failing instead of corporate mandate. Or, if they do believe me (that its company policy) they call it ridiculous and point out some survey that argues its Good Business to do (insert decent thing here).As if they think the higher ups don’t know this and are simply ignorant of Good Business Practices. They don’t understand that retail has completely shifted from caring about its employees to squeezing out every penny now instead of investing it for later.

Cause that isn’t how it was when they worked and they just can’t seem to see otherwise.

[nightworldlove]

   I think there should be a ‘bring-your-parent-to-work-day’ instead of ‘bring-your-kid-to-work-day’, it would shock so many parents and would probably make them finally realize how much retail indeed has changed in the US.

[poutine-existentielle]

when i first got hired as a cashier, my manager who had been doing that since she was like 17 in 1975 told me that back in The Days, when you were hired as a cashier in a grocery store it was a) a well paid job & you could get full time work easily b) a respected career choice c) the store closed at 6pm and was closed on Sundays so the hours were a lot more pleasant d) they made you go to cashier school for 2 weeks, which was basically a fake grocery store and you just learned the trade completely before even meeting a customer now its like : you get like 20 hours a week, bullshit shifts like 3:45 to 10:15, a 20 minutes training before being thrown to the wolves, customers tell you you deserve your shitty lowlife job as soon as you don’t thoroughly kiss their ass

[millennialsargueback]

The millennial experience is tied to growing income inequality and the indentured servitude of student loan debt

[kingdomsouls]

This applies to food service and quick service jobs as well. If you’re not making them money, you’re not working hard enough.

[tittysalads]

Why do white people care more about animals than POC?

[lowkey-hippie]

Animals never had a problem with being owned

[sbrown82]

[lifewithrumor]

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

@drankinwatahmelin Your tags mattered sis

[drankinwatahmelin]

The realization hit me and it stung tbh.

[n0kiv]

Uhhhhh

[eyeofscottie]

Robert Ri'chard photographed by me

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[missinglinc]

Oh.

[autohaste]

Can he leave her the fuck alone!

[candicekpats]

forreal.. 😒

[lagonegirl]

The Golden Point

[queernigga]

Protesters topple Confederate soldier statue in downtown Durham - August 14th, 2017

I am so proud of my community today. 

[the-real-eye-to-see]

ICONIC MOMENT FOR #LGBTQ

[decorkiki]

Mens Fashion  - www.GoGetGlam.com

[uglyassprettyboy]

I just came a little

[tokyoteddywolf]

Rin Kurokawa (6 years old) and her aunt, Ryoko Ayane.

Everyone has a Hero they look up to. My idol isn’t like the others though. For one thing, she’s my mother’s sister. For another, she’s an artist. And the biggest reason? I’m the only one who sees her as a Hero.

Rin’s Aunt is a Vigilante, a sort of Hero that doesn’t obey the laws while fighting crime. Ryoko Ayane is shunned by her family, all except her niece, Rin.

After all, who do you think helped Rin control her Quirk? Living Ink isn’t something her parents could help with, their Quirks unsuitable for handling Rin.

But Ryoko’s Quirk, Solid Color, is similar enough to Living Ink that she was called in to help with the strange Quirk that Rin has. Solid Color is a Quirk that, when activated, can pull pigments from anything and depending on the mental image, can be shaped into any nonliving object.

Rin lived with her aunt for about two years learning how to handle and use her Quirk, and the whole time got to know her aunt better. She’s the only one who really understands Ryoko, and defends her often against her parents disapproval.

[genoshaisforlovers]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating. 

Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.

RIP  Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.

Source

[blackgayze]

Model: Me

Photographer: San Raquel

http://www.sanraquel.com/

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