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@justyourlocalplaguedoctor
GREETINGS! You may call me Coberin. He/It.
I like to larp, and just roleplay in general. Heavy interest in things from the 13th-16th centuries, I also take classes for a number of 14th century fighting styles (longsword, dagger, spear, wrestling, bow and a bit of one handed sword)
You can catch me at bristol renfaires, I'll announce here when I'm going just in case. I highly doubt this will ever happen but if you recognize me say hi lmao
C-Cadmium-senpai...!
the unfortunate thing about oil painting is that I start wanting to make shitposts about oil painting but very few people can relate to this on account of it being oil painting
guides for mixing blues: you must be a pure of heart virgin mixing this color on the night of a perfect full moon with paints not yet tainted with the cruelty of this earth or the oils will corrupt and wither
guides for mixing greens: a lil crimson never hurt nobody
Hi my name is alizarin crimson i noticed that you were trying to make this yellow slightly warmer but have you considered that it could be a cold scarlet instead
hes trying to sit in the chair but he keeps dropping his wretched mouse
adventures in crafting: yarn tail
A BEAR ATE MY BEST HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER.
Rude.
Someone tell that bear he's not supposed to eat that with the skin on.
I live in South Africa. And if you live in South Africa and you have any contact with people from the US or Canada you might have run into a question about wildlife like lions and elephants roaming our streets. Most South Africans get pretty offended by questions like this. We are a civilized country, our large and dangerous wildlife gets contained in properly fenced parks.
I use to get offended by this until I visited a few places in Canada and realized that the reason why you ask is that some of your large and dangerous wildlife does simply roam the countryside and sometimes make excursions into town.
This honestly blew my mind. What do you mean, you have bears just walking around? What the hell?
north americans don't all encounter deadly megafauna on our porches and front lawns but it happens often enough that we all think this is a reasonable amount of gigantic animal to happen to your house. so when we think of africa we kinda imagine it like this:
like. if we had elephants here. this is what we would be putting up with on the regular. what do you mean you guys are more sensible than us.
TELL ME AGAIN HOW AUSTRALIA IS THE DEATH COUNTRY We have two spiders and (apparently) 12 snakes but we don’t have lions, bears, wildcats, AND crocodiles. We sometimes have crocodiles and large boas in certain areas. We don’t have to worry about a bear attacking our halloween decor. Or moose deciding to joust on the front lawn. Maybe similar to Africa, America’s fear of Australia is because you all assume our wildlife is exactly as huge and space-invadey.
oh yeah i forgot about the gators
I live halfway between two large cities in a pretty damn suburban area and hearing the sentence “did you hear there was a bear* spotted on [road that is pretty built up and I don’t think of as wild at all]” only left me a little surprised. My mother once saw what she described as a coyote going to school- just walking around a university campus.
so.... yes I was absolutely picturing elephants reaching over your back yard fences for some tasty leaves.
* Ursus americanus for clarification not homosexual sapiens
Couple years ago we had a bear in the market of downtown Ottawa. Ottawa has a population of 1 million, and it made it to the largest market (byward), and had to be removed with sedatives.
When I was a kid I lived next to a cattle farm and also my neighbors had horses. One time we were driving home and they were just. In the road.
Saturn used to advertise moose-resistant doors for their cars in case a horny one took you for competition. Never mind that if you hit a moose in the road, your car would be totalled, Saturn or not.
Animals Getting Up To Shit is so normalized that when I first moved to a new town and the news announced an escaped tiger (from some zoo, I guess) spotted in my specific neighbourhood, I just went out anyway. I needed groceries and it's not like it was a horny moose or anything.
(giving my cat his favorite toy while he's lying down) I hope he knows I do this because he is loved
i was petting buttercup earlier and I was on one knee and he wanted to sit on my lap but couldn't and instead tried to get all four paws on top of my foot
(giving my cat his favorite toy while he's lying down) I hope he knows I do this because he is loved
monster energy blue flavor is so good i wish it wasn't actively trying to hurt me
I had a heart monitor recently alongside but unrelated to my upper endoscopy and I had to do a brief check in to get my meds refilled an they read out my appointment/procedure history in the last 3 months and were like "everything all right there?" no man
why did you name your cat after the norse wolf? non judgemental im curious about the process
i thought the wolf was fenrir ? but apparently its both.
his name WAS ferris
i would emphasize the r so much i just started calling him fenris
kombucha is just an irl health potion i have food poisoning because I ate 2.5 week old stale candy from under my bed and 1/3rd of a bottle in and my nausea is gone.
tomodachi life is fucking lethal the only other time I was this behind on my work was because my dad had to get emergency surgery
highly recommend making small talk w the people operating on you
Me: Can you fix my knees while you're in there GI doctors: we can try!
(with anethstesia cone on face) can you play saint motel guy with cone: saint motel? me: yeag they wrote my type guy with cone, yelling to doctor on laptop: Put on "my type" by saint motel (upon opening notes everyone in the room goes OHHHH I KNOW THIS SONG) (guy with cone explains what I vaguely recall being a comically terrible motel stay as i pass out)
getting a good grade in patient which is normal to want and possible to achieve
when I had my jaw surgery I tried making small talk to get over my nerves and this led to the last thing I remember being a conversation about the wonders of intravenous fentanyl
(me, discovering the joys of ovarian torsion)
y'all this ket fuckin slaps, can I get a doggie bag?
(prepped in the OR)
can you make the robot do a little wave?
(they said no ☹️)
these only take a few minutes to make its great im going to keep making them for hours < guy who still hasn't sewn together his clownfish
hyenas are peak actually. look up hyena butter.
highly recommend making small talk w the people operating on you
Me: Can you fix my knees while you're in there GI doctors: we can try!
(with anethstesia cone on face) can you play saint motel guy with cone: saint motel? me: yeag they wrote my type guy with cone, yelling to doctor on laptop: Put on "my type" by saint motel (upon opening notes everyone in the room goes OHHHH I KNOW THIS SONG) (guy with cone explains what I vaguely recall being a comically terrible motel stay as i pass out)
getting a good grade in patient which is normal to want and possible to achieve
