Yes, sure.

Executive Producer: Jennifer Lopez

[shiruki]

[jveezzy]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[394627486283962718494]

remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism

[twitterlols]

[justbadpuns]

Court Decision: I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… what happens next will shock you

[pleatedjeans]

[beesforpresident]

[thebluthcompany]

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[weavemama]

[edrazeba]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[pumpkinmcqueen]

living the dream

[nanitsnami]

Lmaooo

[fuckyeahparksandrec]

the story of this post, is it’s fantastic.

[danieldempsey-deactivated201512]

[ianoshea]

IT’S GONNA BE MAY

[ianoshea]

that time of the year again

[goneintorapture]

[innerwreck]

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

[bluejeansornothing-deactivated2]

now THATS the content i signed up for

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME