Javert

What goes here

[the-bald-eagle]

ACAB

[littlefallof-rain]

You can’t separate Les Mis from politics because Les Mis is at its core inherently political

[littlefallof-rain]

So long as there shall exist, by virtue of law and custom, decrees of damnation pronounced by society, artificially creating hells amid the civilization of earth, and adding the element of human fate to divine destiny; so long as the three great problems of the century—the degradation of man through pauperism, the corruption of woman through hunger, the crippling of children through lack of light—are unsolved; so long as social asphyxia is possible in any part of the world;—in other words, and with a still wider significance, so long as ignorance and poverty exist on earth, books of the nature of Les Misérables cannot fail to be of use.

-Victor Hugo, 1862

[splybox]

It’s always correct to hate on cops

This post brought to you by: the cop tailgating me when I was driving the speed limit

[icedsodapop]

'The Bear' writer, Alex O'Keefe was arrested on a train for sitting while Black;

I was arrested on the @MTA train to Connecticut today, pulled off, handcuffed, and detained. An old white woman got on the train and immediately pointed at me and told me to correct how I was sitting. I refused so she went to the conductor and complained. The conductor called the police and stopped the train. While waiting for the police to arrive, the old Karen’s friend said “You’re not the minority anymore.” The police told me to leave the train, I refused and asked what was I doing illegally. They said I was disturbing the peace by not leaving the train. They pulled me off the train and arrested me without even talking to the Karen who reported the one black person on the train. On the platform, the police detained me and interrogated me. Only black folks stayed nearby and recorded the arrest. When I demanded a lawyer and reminded them they didn’t even take a statement from the woman who complained they eventually released me. This country is growing more psycho by the day. What will you do about it?

Source: Instagram

Disheartening to know that not only did the conductor called and helped the pigs, the non-Black people also just sat by in silence. And yet, it's utterly unsurprising. Grandma snitching on a Black man for sitting unproperly is pure Carolyn Bryant behaviour and she deserves to die a slow, painful death.

And here are cops' badge numbers, dox them:

[ironiccryptid]

If a system is fundamentally broken, it doesn't matter if some of the people tasked with enforcing it are good. It shouldn't be a gamble if you get a "good cop" or a "bad cop", and the people who don't trust "good cops" shouldn't be blamed for the flaws in the system that can literally kill them.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[jvrt-prosecution]

Why on earth would you choose this profession after what you've dealt with?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Oh for God's sake. Not you too. Don't start.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Perhaps your life was different from the Éponine who's in my universe, but I am truly shocked, based on what Cosette has told me of your (her?) life. I myself decided to take an early retirement after Jean helped me see how flawed both my actions and the system were. I am simply... baffled.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Look. There's nothing new under the sun I can hear about my choices. I've been taking heat for it all day. Can you all please just mind your own business at this point? I get you're mad at me, you think i did a shitty thing, I've heard and internalized all the arguments. Honestly, however bad you think I am, I think you all are worse for harassing a seventeen year old girl. I'm not going to call anyone out in particular but certain people need to grow up and realize that my choices are my choices and it's no one's business but my own what I choose to do with my own life.

Mod note (OOC): I'm genuinely considering deleting this account because of what I've been dealing with all day. I get that everyone has some valid reasons to be pissed at Ep but I can't handle the vitriol I'm getting. I came here just to have fun and play with my favorite characters and it is not fun anymore.

[jvrt-prosecution]

You needn't take what I say to heart, as it is just another opinion, but I am speaking from firsthand experience. You cannot fix a system this broken from the inside.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[jvrt-prosecution]

Why on earth would you choose this profession after what you've dealt with?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Oh for God's sake. Not you too. Don't start.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Perhaps your life was different from the Éponine who's in my universe, but I am truly shocked, based on what Cosette has told me of your (her?) life. I myself decided to take an early retirement after Jean helped me see how flawed both my actions and the system were. I am simply... baffled.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[jvrt-prosecution]

Why on earth would you choose this profession after what you've dealt with?

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[grantairesuggestionss]

@jvrt-prosecution

[jvrt-prosecution]

What?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

As your parent, I demand that you release @monsieurmadeleine24601 from your custody, young man!

(I know you can’t disobey authority)

I will be doing no such thing.

Even though you are supposedly my father- though I have seen no evidence to suggest that- you have no power over the law.

I would arrest you without a second glance were you to commit a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

What is a parole violation classified as under French law?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Not abiding by the terms of your parole agreement. It varies from con to con.

[clowndyke-bar]

What would it be in valjeans’s case? Like a crime or a Délit?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He ripped up his ticket of leave and he stopped doing his mandated check-ins.

[clowndyke-bar]

Let me rephrase; what type of infraction is violating parole? A crime or délit?

You should really know about this, Javert.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I don’t bother with ‘délit’. A crime is a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

Under the law of France, they are legally distinct and have different statutes of limitations, and I would hope an officer of the law knew the difference, lest he be in violation of said statute.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Yes, yes, I know.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well then, Monsieur l’Inspecteur, if you aren’t going to say what type of infraction he has been arrested for, you might as well say what his bond is. It’s the least you can do for interrupting the man’s tea time.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

What do you mean?

[the-indigo-warden]

What is his bail set at?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He doesn't have a bail yet. Being that he's not actually in jail yet. Unfortunately.

[the-indigo-warden]

Ah, I see

AHEM @jvrt-prosecution go rescue your husband ACK AHEM

Ah! Darned winter cold!

[jvrt-prosecution]

I would, if I had any clue where he is! His phone is at home, and he is decidedly not.

[the-indigo-warden]

Maybe check a church? He’s quite religious, no?

[jvrt-prosecution]

I suppose that’d be a good place to look, except that I’ve already checked our usual church.

[the-indigo-warden]

Maybe my church?

[jvrt-prosecution]

I shall check now. Thank you.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

As your parent, I demand that you release @monsieurmadeleine24601 from your custody, young man!

(I know you can’t disobey authority)

I will be doing no such thing.

Even though you are supposedly my father- though I have seen no evidence to suggest that- you have no power over the law.

I would arrest you without a second glance were you to commit a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

What is a parole violation classified as under French law?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Not abiding by the terms of your parole agreement. It varies from con to con.

[clowndyke-bar]

What would it be in valjeans’s case? Like a crime or a Délit?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He ripped up his ticket of leave and he stopped doing his mandated check-ins.

[clowndyke-bar]

Let me rephrase; what type of infraction is violating parole? A crime or délit?

You should really know about this, Javert.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I don’t bother with ‘délit’. A crime is a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

Under the law of France, they are legally distinct and have different statutes of limitations, and I would hope an officer of the law knew the difference, lest he be in violation of said statute.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Yes, yes, I know.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well then, Monsieur l’Inspecteur, if you aren’t going to say what type of infraction he has been arrested for, you might as well say what his bond is. It’s the least you can do for interrupting the man’s tea time.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

What do you mean?

[the-indigo-warden]

What is his bail set at?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He doesn't have a bail yet. Being that he's not actually in jail yet. Unfortunately.

[the-indigo-warden]

Ah, I see

AHEM @jvrt-prosecution go rescue your husband ACK AHEM

Ah! Darned winter cold!

[jvrt-prosecution]

I would, if I had any clue where he is! His phone is at home, and he is decidedly not.

[the-indigo-warden]

Maybe check a church? He’s quite religious, no?

[jvrt-prosecution]

I suppose that’d be a good place to look, except that I’ve already checked our usual church.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

As your parent, I demand that you release @monsieurmadeleine24601 from your custody, young man!

(I know you can’t disobey authority)

I will be doing no such thing.

Even though you are supposedly my father- though I have seen no evidence to suggest that- you have no power over the law.

I would arrest you without a second glance were you to commit a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

What is a parole violation classified as under French law?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Not abiding by the terms of your parole agreement. It varies from con to con.

[clowndyke-bar]

What would it be in valjeans’s case? Like a crime or a Délit?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He ripped up his ticket of leave and he stopped doing his mandated check-ins.

[clowndyke-bar]

Let me rephrase; what type of infraction is violating parole? A crime or délit?

You should really know about this, Javert.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I don’t bother with ‘délit’. A crime is a crime.

[clowndyke-bar]

Under the law of France, they are legally distinct and have different statutes of limitations, and I would hope an officer of the law knew the difference, lest he be in violation of said statute.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Yes, yes, I know.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well then, Monsieur l’Inspecteur, if you aren’t going to say what type of infraction he has been arrested for, you might as well say what his bond is. It’s the least you can do for interrupting the man’s tea time.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

What do you mean?

[the-indigo-warden]

What is his bail set at?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

He doesn't have a bail yet. Being that he's not actually in jail yet. Unfortunately.

[the-indigo-warden]

Ah, I see

AHEM @jvrt-prosecution go rescue your husband ACK AHEM

Ah! Darned winter cold!

[jvrt-prosecution]

I would, if I had any clue where he is! His phone is at home, and he is decidedly not.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Why am I being arrested? At least keep my husband in the loop, he's probably worried sick.

@monsieurmadeleine24601

Because you are a criminal. You broke parole. You have committed identity fraud more times than I can count. You have resisted arrest. You have assaulted an officer. And, you aided revolutionaries and impaired arrests of said revolutionaries.

[the-indigo-warden]

Hey! Don’t arrest my guests! Or at least wait until we’re done with our tea!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The law does not wait for tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

If “the law does not wait for tea”, then my imminent insanity and rebellion shall not listen to the law!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Your are not above the law, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

And you aren’t immune from the wrath of an old man with dead plants.

The tea is getting hotter.

Fucking. Try. Me.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Monsieur Mabeuf, you are a man held in the highest regard. Did you know that you were hosting a criminal?

[the-indigo-warden]

Regardless of if I did— and I am aware of his prior convictions— both my house and my church are open. to. all!

Except those who are hostile to my current guests or congregation, like you!

Now, leave. I do not give you permission to enter or search my home.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I have a warrant, Monsieur- and I do not want to search your home. I am merely here for Valjean and then I will be on my way.

I assure you of that.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I still refuse you permission to enter my home (a request I believe you are required to obey, especially since I— the owner of the house— have no warrant for my arrest). I also have no say in whether he allows himself to be apprehended once he leaves my residence.

Please leave before I report you to your supervisor for harassment of a civilian.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Fine. I will not enter your home.

I will wait outside until he leaves.

Good day, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

God bless you, Inspector

(Ah, thank god, he shut up)

@jvrt-prosecution @monsieurmadeleine24601 I am so sorry for all the interruptions we’ve faced today. The tea is getting a little warmer and will hopefully be done soon.

… while we are waiting, didn’t one of you ask me something?

[monsieurmadeleine24601]

(arrested and not currently in the room)

[the-indigo-warden]

How did he— ah, damnation!

This is such a disaster!

Ugh… well @jvrt-prosecution I don’t suppose you remember what your husband asked me earlier, do you?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Something about… noises?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh, yes! Right!

Besides the sounds of me losing my mind at the sight of my wilting plants, I don’t know of any strange noises around here.

Do you have any other questions for me?

Maybe… about my recent study?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Id love to hear about your study, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

Yay!

So you know how Marius inexplicably became pregnant, correct? Well, he also visited me not long before that.

Long story short, one of the experimental plants I used in my tea that month may likely contain a chemical that makes cisgender men capable of pregnancy.

We haven’t yet identified the chemical or tested that theory, but Marius’ friend @combeferre-the-reasonable-one has requested a vial of the mystery compound to do the former.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fascinating… I must thank you, then, I suppose, for my granddaughter. She’s wonderful.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I wouldn’t thank me just yet; I haven’t been able to test whether the compound is responsible for the mpreg, though little Fantine is adorable, isn’t she?

Speaking of the Pontmercys, @revolutionarylawyer was supposed to come here for a short while to fix this darn kettle and get this vial here for that Combeferre fellow.

Hopefully he won’t have to stay long.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fantine is perfect.

And, this plant, tell me more?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, there were actually a few plants that could have caused it— all breeding experiments of mine, mostly to make them more sensitive to pollen and produce more fruit— but what I’m mainly focusing on is some mystery chemical compound shared between them.

I have a few vials that I’ve been keeping as backups just in case something happens to the first one.

[jvrt-prosecution]

This is incredible. I’ve never heard of anything like this. Science is truly fascinating.

[the-indigo-warden]

It truly is, isn’t it?

Though, without any willing test subjects at the moment, I’m afraid this study might not actually go anywhere :(

[jvrt-prosecution]

I’d be willing. Having an older test subject could also be helpful.

[the-indigo-warden]

I… uhm… really :0

(Oh my goodness oh my goodness finally a test subject!)

I’m more than glad to have you as a test subject as well, but have you discussed this with your husband prior to this? I feel like he’d want to be aware of there was a potential for you to become pregnant.

[jvrt-prosecution]

I certainly doubt he’d mind.

[the-indigo-warden]

…Let me grab one of the extra vials and pour you another glass of tea with it, then.

Let’s do some s c i e n c e!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Yes indeed. Let’s.

[the-indigo-warden]

Alright! Here it is; exact same amount at the exact same temperature as the tea Marius had before he got pregnant.

Drink, my friend!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Mm. It’s good. Sweet, but earthy. Slightly bitter. Very interesting.

[the-indigo-warden]

Thank you for the compliments, Monsieur Javert!

I look forward to working with you further on this.

Come back soon for more?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Of course. I should probably find my husband and my doppelgänger now.

Thank you for the tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

No problem, Monsieur.

Thank you so much for agreeing to this, you have done me a huge favor.

Please thank your husband for setting up this meeting for me as well.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Of course. I shall see you later, my friend.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Why am I being arrested? At least keep my husband in the loop, he's probably worried sick.

@monsieurmadeleine24601

Because you are a criminal. You broke parole. You have committed identity fraud more times than I can count. You have resisted arrest. You have assaulted an officer. And, you aided revolutionaries and impaired arrests of said revolutionaries.

[the-indigo-warden]

Hey! Don’t arrest my guests! Or at least wait until we’re done with our tea!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The law does not wait for tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

If “the law does not wait for tea”, then my imminent insanity and rebellion shall not listen to the law!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Your are not above the law, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

And you aren’t immune from the wrath of an old man with dead plants.

The tea is getting hotter.

Fucking. Try. Me.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Monsieur Mabeuf, you are a man held in the highest regard. Did you know that you were hosting a criminal?

[the-indigo-warden]

Regardless of if I did— and I am aware of his prior convictions— both my house and my church are open. to. all!

Except those who are hostile to my current guests or congregation, like you!

Now, leave. I do not give you permission to enter or search my home.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I have a warrant, Monsieur- and I do not want to search your home. I am merely here for Valjean and then I will be on my way.

I assure you of that.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I still refuse you permission to enter my home (a request I believe you are required to obey, especially since I— the owner of the house— have no warrant for my arrest). I also have no say in whether he allows himself to be apprehended once he leaves my residence.

Please leave before I report you to your supervisor for harassment of a civilian.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Fine. I will not enter your home.

I will wait outside until he leaves.

Good day, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

God bless you, Inspector

(Ah, thank god, he shut up)

@jvrt-prosecution @monsieurmadeleine24601 I am so sorry for all the interruptions we’ve faced today. The tea is getting a little warmer and will hopefully be done soon.

… while we are waiting, didn’t one of you ask me something?

[monsieurmadeleine24601]

(arrested and not currently in the room)

[the-indigo-warden]

How did he— ah, damnation!

This is such a disaster!

Ugh… well @jvrt-prosecution I don’t suppose you remember what your husband asked me earlier, do you?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Something about… noises?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh, yes! Right!

Besides the sounds of me losing my mind at the sight of my wilting plants, I don’t know of any strange noises around here.

Do you have any other questions for me?

Maybe… about my recent study?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Id love to hear about your study, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

Yay!

So you know how Marius inexplicably became pregnant, correct? Well, he also visited me not long before that.

Long story short, one of the experimental plants I used in my tea that month may likely contain a chemical that makes cisgender men capable of pregnancy.

We haven’t yet identified the chemical or tested that theory, but Marius’ friend @combeferre-the-reasonable-one has requested a vial of the mystery compound to do the former.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fascinating… I must thank you, then, I suppose, for my granddaughter. She’s wonderful.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I wouldn’t thank me just yet; I haven’t been able to test whether the compound is responsible for the mpreg, though little Fantine is adorable, isn’t she?

Speaking of the Pontmercys, @revolutionarylawyer was supposed to come here for a short while to fix this darn kettle and get this vial here for that Combeferre fellow.

Hopefully he won’t have to stay long.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fantine is perfect.

And, this plant, tell me more?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, there were actually a few plants that could have caused it— all breeding experiments of mine, mostly to make them more sensitive to pollen and produce more fruit— but what I’m mainly focusing on is some mystery chemical compound shared between them.

I have a few vials that I’ve been keeping as backups just in case something happens to the first one.

[jvrt-prosecution]

This is incredible. I’ve never heard of anything like this. Science is truly fascinating.

[the-indigo-warden]

It truly is, isn’t it?

Though, without any willing test subjects at the moment, I’m afraid this study might not actually go anywhere :(

[jvrt-prosecution]

I’d be willing. Having an older test subject could also be helpful.

[the-indigo-warden]

I… uhm… really :0

(Oh my goodness oh my goodness finally a test subject!)

I’m more than glad to have you as a test subject as well, but have you discussed this with your husband prior to this? I feel like he’d want to be aware of there was a potential for you to become pregnant.

[jvrt-prosecution]

I certainly doubt he’d mind.

[the-indigo-warden]

…Let me grab one of the extra vials and pour you another glass of tea with it, then.

Let’s do some s c i e n c e!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Yes indeed. Let’s.

[the-indigo-warden]

Alright! Here it is; exact same amount at the exact same temperature as the tea Marius had before he got pregnant.

Drink, my friend!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Mm. It’s good. Sweet, but earthy. Slightly bitter. Very interesting.

[the-indigo-warden]

Thank you for the compliments, Monsieur Javert!

I look forward to working with you further on this.

Come back soon for more?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Of course. I should probably find my husband and my doppelgänger now.

Thank you for the tea, Monsieur.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Why am I being arrested? At least keep my husband in the loop, he's probably worried sick.

@monsieurmadeleine24601

Because you are a criminal. You broke parole. You have committed identity fraud more times than I can count. You have resisted arrest. You have assaulted an officer. And, you aided revolutionaries and impaired arrests of said revolutionaries.

[the-indigo-warden]

Hey! Don’t arrest my guests! Or at least wait until we’re done with our tea!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The law does not wait for tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

If “the law does not wait for tea”, then my imminent insanity and rebellion shall not listen to the law!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Your are not above the law, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

And you aren’t immune from the wrath of an old man with dead plants.

The tea is getting hotter.

Fucking. Try. Me.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Monsieur Mabeuf, you are a man held in the highest regard. Did you know that you were hosting a criminal?

[the-indigo-warden]

Regardless of if I did— and I am aware of his prior convictions— both my house and my church are open. to. all!

Except those who are hostile to my current guests or congregation, like you!

Now, leave. I do not give you permission to enter or search my home.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I have a warrant, Monsieur- and I do not want to search your home. I am merely here for Valjean and then I will be on my way.

I assure you of that.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I still refuse you permission to enter my home (a request I believe you are required to obey, especially since I— the owner of the house— have no warrant for my arrest). I also have no say in whether he allows himself to be apprehended once he leaves my residence.

Please leave before I report you to your supervisor for harassment of a civilian.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Fine. I will not enter your home.

I will wait outside until he leaves.

Good day, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

God bless you, Inspector

(Ah, thank god, he shut up)

@jvrt-prosecution @monsieurmadeleine24601 I am so sorry for all the interruptions we’ve faced today. The tea is getting a little warmer and will hopefully be done soon.

… while we are waiting, didn’t one of you ask me something?

[monsieurmadeleine24601]

(arrested and not currently in the room)

[the-indigo-warden]

How did he— ah, damnation!

This is such a disaster!

Ugh… well @jvrt-prosecution I don’t suppose you remember what your husband asked me earlier, do you?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Something about… noises?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh, yes! Right!

Besides the sounds of me losing my mind at the sight of my wilting plants, I don’t know of any strange noises around here.

Do you have any other questions for me?

Maybe… about my recent study?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Id love to hear about your study, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

Yay!

So you know how Marius inexplicably became pregnant, correct? Well, he also visited me not long before that.

Long story short, one of the experimental plants I used in my tea that month may likely contain a chemical that makes cisgender men capable of pregnancy.

We haven’t yet identified the chemical or tested that theory, but Marius’ friend @combeferre-the-reasonable-one has requested a vial of the mystery compound to do the former.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fascinating… I must thank you, then, I suppose, for my granddaughter. She’s wonderful.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I wouldn’t thank me just yet; I haven’t been able to test whether the compound is responsible for the mpreg, though little Fantine is adorable, isn’t she?

Speaking of the Pontmercys, @revolutionarylawyer was supposed to come here for a short while to fix this darn kettle and get this vial here for that Combeferre fellow.

Hopefully he won’t have to stay long.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fantine is perfect.

And, this plant, tell me more?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, there were actually a few plants that could have caused it— all breeding experiments of mine, mostly to make them more sensitive to pollen and produce more fruit— but what I’m mainly focusing on is some mystery chemical compound shared between them.

I have a few vials that I’ve been keeping as backups just in case something happens to the first one.

[jvrt-prosecution]

This is incredible. I’ve never heard of anything like this. Science is truly fascinating.

[the-indigo-warden]

It truly is, isn’t it?

Though, without any willing test subjects at the moment, I’m afraid this study might not actually go anywhere :(

[jvrt-prosecution]

I’d be willing. Having an older test subject could also be helpful.

[the-indigo-warden]

I… uhm… really :0

(Oh my goodness oh my goodness finally a test subject!)

I’m more than glad to have you as a test subject as well, but have you discussed this with your husband prior to this? I feel like he’d want to be aware of there was a potential for you to become pregnant.

[jvrt-prosecution]

I certainly doubt he’d mind.

[the-indigo-warden]

…Let me grab one of the extra vials and pour you another glass of tea with it, then.

Let’s do some s c i e n c e!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Yes indeed. Let’s.

[the-indigo-warden]

Alright! Here it is; exact same amount at the exact same temperature as the tea Marius had before he got pregnant.

Drink, my friend!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Mm. It’s good. Sweet, but earthy. Slightly bitter. Very interesting.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Why am I being arrested? At least keep my husband in the loop, he's probably worried sick.

@monsieurmadeleine24601

Because you are a criminal. You broke parole. You have committed identity fraud more times than I can count. You have resisted arrest. You have assaulted an officer. And, you aided revolutionaries and impaired arrests of said revolutionaries.

[the-indigo-warden]

Hey! Don’t arrest my guests! Or at least wait until we’re done with our tea!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The law does not wait for tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

If “the law does not wait for tea”, then my imminent insanity and rebellion shall not listen to the law!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Your are not above the law, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

And you aren’t immune from the wrath of an old man with dead plants.

The tea is getting hotter.

Fucking. Try. Me.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Monsieur Mabeuf, you are a man held in the highest regard. Did you know that you were hosting a criminal?

[the-indigo-warden]

Regardless of if I did— and I am aware of his prior convictions— both my house and my church are open. to. all!

Except those who are hostile to my current guests or congregation, like you!

Now, leave. I do not give you permission to enter or search my home.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I have a warrant, Monsieur- and I do not want to search your home. I am merely here for Valjean and then I will be on my way.

I assure you of that.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I still refuse you permission to enter my home (a request I believe you are required to obey, especially since I— the owner of the house— have no warrant for my arrest). I also have no say in whether he allows himself to be apprehended once he leaves my residence.

Please leave before I report you to your supervisor for harassment of a civilian.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Fine. I will not enter your home.

I will wait outside until he leaves.

Good day, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

God bless you, Inspector

(Ah, thank god, he shut up)

@jvrt-prosecution @monsieurmadeleine24601 I am so sorry for all the interruptions we’ve faced today. The tea is getting a little warmer and will hopefully be done soon.

… while we are waiting, didn’t one of you ask me something?

[monsieurmadeleine24601]

(arrested and not currently in the room)

[the-indigo-warden]

How did he— ah, damnation!

This is such a disaster!

Ugh… well @jvrt-prosecution I don’t suppose you remember what your husband asked me earlier, do you?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Something about… noises?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh, yes! Right!

Besides the sounds of me losing my mind at the sight of my wilting plants, I don’t know of any strange noises around here.

Do you have any other questions for me?

Maybe… about my recent study?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Id love to hear about your study, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

Yay!

So you know how Marius inexplicably became pregnant, correct? Well, he also visited me not long before that.

Long story short, one of the experimental plants I used in my tea that month may likely contain a chemical that makes cisgender men capable of pregnancy.

We haven’t yet identified the chemical or tested that theory, but Marius’ friend @combeferre-the-reasonable-one has requested a vial of the mystery compound to do the former.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fascinating… I must thank you, then, I suppose, for my granddaughter. She’s wonderful.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I wouldn’t thank me just yet; I haven’t been able to test whether the compound is responsible for the mpreg, though little Fantine is adorable, isn’t she?

Speaking of the Pontmercys, @revolutionarylawyer was supposed to come here for a short while to fix this darn kettle and get this vial here for that Combeferre fellow.

Hopefully he won’t have to stay long.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fantine is perfect.

And, this plant, tell me more?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, there were actually a few plants that could have caused it— all breeding experiments of mine, mostly to make them more sensitive to pollen and produce more fruit— but what I’m mainly focusing on is some mystery chemical compound shared between them.

I have a few vials that I’ve been keeping as backups just in case something happens to the first one.

[jvrt-prosecution]

This is incredible. I’ve never heard of anything like this. Science is truly fascinating.

[the-indigo-warden]

It truly is, isn’t it?

Though, without any willing test subjects at the moment, I’m afraid this study might not actually go anywhere :(

[jvrt-prosecution]

I’d be willing. Having an older test subject could also be helpful.

[the-indigo-warden]

I… uhm… really :0

(Oh my goodness oh my goodness finally a test subject!)

I’m more than glad to have you as a test subject as well, but have you discussed this with your husband prior to this? I feel like he’d want to be aware of there was a potential for you to become pregnant.

[jvrt-prosecution]

I certainly doubt he’d mind.

[the-indigo-warden]

…Let me grab one of the extra vials and pour you another glass of tea with it, then.

Let’s do some s c i e n c e!

[jvrt-prosecution]

Yes indeed. Let’s.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Why am I being arrested? At least keep my husband in the loop, he's probably worried sick.

@monsieurmadeleine24601

Because you are a criminal. You broke parole. You have committed identity fraud more times than I can count. You have resisted arrest. You have assaulted an officer. And, you aided revolutionaries and impaired arrests of said revolutionaries.

[the-indigo-warden]

Hey! Don’t arrest my guests! Or at least wait until we’re done with our tea!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The law does not wait for tea, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

If “the law does not wait for tea”, then my imminent insanity and rebellion shall not listen to the law!

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Your are not above the law, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

And you aren’t immune from the wrath of an old man with dead plants.

The tea is getting hotter.

Fucking. Try. Me.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Monsieur Mabeuf, you are a man held in the highest regard. Did you know that you were hosting a criminal?

[the-indigo-warden]

Regardless of if I did— and I am aware of his prior convictions— both my house and my church are open. to. all!

Except those who are hostile to my current guests or congregation, like you!

Now, leave. I do not give you permission to enter or search my home.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

I have a warrant, Monsieur- and I do not want to search your home. I am merely here for Valjean and then I will be on my way.

I assure you of that.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I still refuse you permission to enter my home (a request I believe you are required to obey, especially since I— the owner of the house— have no warrant for my arrest). I also have no say in whether he allows himself to be apprehended once he leaves my residence.

Please leave before I report you to your supervisor for harassment of a civilian.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Fine. I will not enter your home.

I will wait outside until he leaves.

Good day, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

God bless you, Inspector

(Ah, thank god, he shut up)

@jvrt-prosecution @monsieurmadeleine24601 I am so sorry for all the interruptions we’ve faced today. The tea is getting a little warmer and will hopefully be done soon.

… while we are waiting, didn’t one of you ask me something?

[monsieurmadeleine24601]

(arrested and not currently in the room)

[the-indigo-warden]

How did he— ah, damnation!

This is such a disaster!

Ugh… well @jvrt-prosecution I don’t suppose you remember what your husband asked me earlier, do you?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Something about… noises?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh, yes! Right!

Besides the sounds of me losing my mind at the sight of my wilting plants, I don’t know of any strange noises around here.

Do you have any other questions for me?

Maybe… about my recent study?

[jvrt-prosecution]

Id love to hear about your study, Monsieur.

[the-indigo-warden]

Yay!

So you know how Marius inexplicably became pregnant, correct? Well, he also visited me not long before that.

Long story short, one of the experimental plants I used in my tea that month may likely contain a chemical that makes cisgender men capable of pregnancy.

We haven’t yet identified the chemical or tested that theory, but Marius’ friend @combeferre-the-reasonable-one has requested a vial of the mystery compound to do the former.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fascinating… I must thank you, then, I suppose, for my granddaughter. She’s wonderful.

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I wouldn’t thank me just yet; I haven’t been able to test whether the compound is responsible for the mpreg, though little Fantine is adorable, isn’t she?

Speaking of the Pontmercys, @revolutionarylawyer was supposed to come here for a short while to fix this darn kettle and get this vial here for that Combeferre fellow.

Hopefully he won’t have to stay long.

[jvrt-prosecution]

Fantine is perfect.

And, this plant, tell me more?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, there were actually a few plants that could have caused it— all breeding experiments of mine, mostly to make them more sensitive to pollen and produce more fruit— but what I’m mainly focusing on is some mystery chemical compound shared between them.

I have a few vials that I’ve been keeping as backups just in case something happens to the first one.

[jvrt-prosecution]

This is incredible. I’ve never heard of anything like this. Science is truly fascinating.

[the-indigo-warden]

It truly is, isn’t it?

Though, without any willing test subjects at the moment, I’m afraid this study might not actually go anywhere :(

[jvrt-prosecution]

I’d be willing. Having an older test subject could also be helpful.

[the-indigo-warden]

I… uhm… really :0

(Oh my goodness oh my goodness finally a test subject!)

I’m more than glad to have you as a test subject as well, but have you discussed this with your husband prior to this? I feel like he’d want to be aware of there was a potential for you to become pregnant.

[jvrt-prosecution]

I certainly doubt he’d mind.